"It'd be a pretty stiff sort that wouldn't feel at home with me,"
observed Mrs. Belloc. "New York usually stiffens people up. It's had
the opposite effect on me. Though I must say, I have learned to stiffen
with people I don't like--and I'll have to admit that I like fewer and
fewer. People don't wear well, do they? What IS the matter with them?
Why can't they be natural and not make themselves into rubbishy, old
scrap-bags full of fakes and pretenses? You're looking at my hair."
They were in Mrs. Belloc's comfortable sitting-room now, and she was
smoking a cigarette and regarding Mildred with an expression of delight
that was most flattering. Said Mildred:
"Your hair does look well. It's thicker--isn't it?"
"Think so?" said Mrs. Belloc. "It ought to be, with all the time and
money I've spent on it. My, how New York does set a woman to repairing
and fixing up. Nothing artificial goes here. It mustn't be paint and
plumpers and pads, but the real teeth. Why, I've had four real teeth
set in as if they were rooted--and my hips toned down. You may
remember what heavy legs I had--piano-legs. Look at 'em now." Mrs.
Belloc drew the wrapper to her knee and exposed in a pale-blue silk
stocking a thin and comely calf.
"You HAVE been busy!" said Mildred.
"That's only a little part. I started to tell you about the hair. It
was getting gray--not in a nice, pretty way, all over, but in spots and
streaks. Nothing else makes a woman look so ragged and dingy and old
as spotted, streaky gray hair. So I had the hair-woman touch it up.
She vows it won't make my face hard. That's the trouble with dyed or
touched hair, you know. But this is a new process."
"It's certainly a success," said Mildred. And in fact it was, and
thanks to it and the other improvements Mrs. Belloc was an attractive
and even a pretty woman, years younger than when Mildred saw her.
"Yes, I think I've improved," said Mrs. Belloc. "Nothing to scream
about--but worth while. That's what we're alive for--to improve--isn't
it? I've no patience with people who slide back, or don't get
on--people who get less and less as they grow older. The trouble with
them is they're vain, satisfied with themselves as they are, and lazy.
Most women are too lazy to live. They'll only fix up to catch a man."
Mildred had grown sober and thoughtful.
"To catch a man," continued Mrs. Belloc. "And not much even for that.
I'll warrant YOU'RE getting on. Tell me about it."
"Tell me about yourself, first," said Mildred.
"WHY all this excitement about improving?" And she smiled significantly.
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