Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘I don’t usually give opinions in this off-hand way,’ said Mr
Quillian, ‘but on this occasion I have really no doubt. The Deed, sir,
was duly executed, so we are informed. The goods in question were
bona-fide intended to become your property, and have in fact become
so. They were delivered at your residence. In the absence of felonious
intent I should say that they had not been stolen, but the terms of
the problem state that felonious intent is to be presumed. Your
ignorance of the whole transaction does not seem to me to affect it.
In your place, sir, I should have no hesitation in finding the claim
good—and I only wish I had thought of the idea myself—I ought to have
done.’
‘Thank you, Mr Quillian. Then I decide that Wildersley is the winner.
Mr Matthews, will you please draw the usual cheque to Mr Wildersley’s
order?’
This having been done, and the chairman for the next meeting
appointed, Jimmy opened the sealed envelope containing the problem
that Leonard, the astute head-waiter, had set for the ensuing month.
Jimmy read it to himself first. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘this is a new line
of country. This is somewhat of a sensation. It’s called the Identity
Problem, and runs as follows: “It is required to discover the identity
of Leonard. The use of professional detectives, and any communication
with Leonard himself on the subject of this problem, are forbidden.”’
‘I always knew,’ said Hesseltine, with conviction, ‘that chap was no
ordinary head-waiter.’
And it appeared that several other members, who also had forgotten to
mention it before, had always been of the same opinion.
No. VI.
The Identity Problem
The Rev. Septimus Cunliffe took the chair at the forty-eighth meeting
of the Problem Club. The problem which Leonard, the astute
head-waiter, had set the members to solve during the preceding month
was simply the discovery of his own identity; and competitors were
debarred from communicating with Leonard himself or from employing
detectives in its solution.
Mr Cunliffe, with a pardonable enjoyment of his own excellent
elocution, read out the terms of the problem in tones that almost made
it a drama. And the few introductory remarks that usually fell from
the chairman became in his case almost an address. True, the occasion
furnished him with some excuse.
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