Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘Gentlemen,’ he said, ‘with this meeting the Problem Club brings to a
close the fourth year of its existence. The idea of the club, as I
dare say most of you are aware, originated in the imaginative brain of
Lord Herngill, and of the original members there are still three left
us—Sir Charles Bunford, Major Byles, and Mr Matthews. The eccentric
nobleman who was our founder did not himself long remain a member.
Broken in health and, as I understand, suffering from private
disappointments, he relinquished his clubs and retired altogether from
society. He spent the remainder of his days on his Yorkshire estate,
shut out from the world and even denying himself the companionship of
old friends. It was only a few months ago that his death was announced
in the newspapers. A somewhat gloomy subject, gentlemen, but it seemed
to me fitting that on this occasion we should recall with gratitude
the name of our founder.
‘Now for the first two years of the club’s existence the monthly
problem was always provided by the member whose duty it would be to
adjudicate on it. But during the second year it was found that this
did not work well. Some of the members had not sufficient readiness of
invention. Others did not show sufficient discretion. Our minutes of
that period show some problems, I grieve to say, that can only be
described as scandalous. Under these circumstances a member, Mr
Barstairs, since dead, was deputed to find for us some able and
trustworthy person who, for a small honorarium, would act as our
setter of problems. At the next meeting he announced that he had
selected Leonard, who had then just become head-waiter here.
‘The selection of a head-waiter for the purpose seemed to some of
us—certainly to myself—fantastic, more especially as Barstairs offered
no explanation at all. But, we must admit, fantasy plays some part in
the spirit of the club, and no formal objection was raised. Time has
shown that Barstairs had reason in his fantasy. Leonard has given us
every satisfaction. Whoever he may be, I think that we are agreed on
one point—that he possesses qualities unusual in a head-waiter.
‘In fact, gentlemen, the news that I am about to give you will, I am
sure, be received with regret. I have a letter from Leonard in which
he tells me that after eleven to-night he will cease to be in the
service of the hotel, and will no longer be available as our
problem-setter. He offers, if it would be any convenience to us, to
name a successor whose ability and discretion he can guarantee
absolutely. I may add that it is a very properly-expressed and
respectful letter.
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