Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘My grandfather placed me with the family of an intimate friend of
his, who was also the senior partner in the firm of solicitors who
acted for him, a Mr Barstairs. Barstairs had married a Frenchwoman.
French was the language generally spoken in their house, and most of
my early years were spent abroad. I went through a public-school and
Cambridge without any particular disgrace or distinction. So far, my
grandfather had kept me well supplied with money; in fact, at
Cambridge I had not spent my allowance. But I had never seen my
grandfather. I wrote to him four times a year, and his replies were
always witty and entertaining. I took everything for granted in the
way that boys do.
‘On my twenty-first birthday I had a letter from my grandfather to the
effect that as an experiment he wished me to make my own living in any
way I liked for a period of some years. When that period was over, or
sooner if he died before then, I was to be no longer under that
necessity. Mr Barstairs, who had not been consulted, was indignant
about that letter, but I did not resent it myself.
‘What assets had I to offer an employer? My classical degree would
have entitled me to teach in a school—a truly awful profession to my
mind. I spoke two Continental languages well and a third passably. I
had an unusual knowledge of wines and cuisine for a man of my age. (Mr
Matthews will remember that Barstairs was an epicure.) I had seen a
good deal of hotel life at home and abroad. I took counsel with Mr
Hance, the proprietor of this hotel, who was known to me. After some
training at an hotel in Paris I became the night head-waiter here,
using my first name, Leonard, as my surname. My grandfather and Mr
Barstairs alone were taken into my secret. It is to the latter that I
owe the pleasure of having served a club of which I should be proud
one day to become a member, if that were possible. I saw life from a
novel and interesting angle. I had my mornings free for poetry, to
which I am devoted. I was quite satisfied.
‘There is little more to add. In the year that I came here my uncle
died unmarried. Three months ago my grandfather also died, and I——’
‘Pardon me,’ said Sir Charles, ‘but I have been watching your face
carefully, and I think I see a family likeness or the trace of one.
All that you have said would confirm it. I think you are the grandson
of the founder of this club, and in that case you are the sixth Baron
Herngill.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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