Humorous stories, English; Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘That is correct. I remained here for these months while some legal
matters were completed, and to oblige Hance, for I consider that he
did me a good turn. I leave for Enthwaite to-night. And now,
gentlemen, since time presses, may I mention that I have a successor
to myself to propose to you, if you have made no other arrangements?
He would act on the same terms as I have done. I will answer for his
ability and discretion. He is, like myself, a poet. He is also the
editor of an obscure weekly publication called _The Pig-Keepers’
Friend_. If you choose him I have here his first problem to deliver to
the chairman. His name is William Bunting. With your permission I will
retire for a few minutes while you consider this.’
When he had gone out it was found that every member of the Problem
Club had formed the same idea. On his return to the room Lord Herngill
was informed that Mr Bunting had been appointed, and also that Lord
Herngill had been proposed by the chairman, seconded by Sir Charles
Bunford, and unanimously elected a member of the Problem Club.
No. VII.
The Shakespearean Problem
The failure of the members to discover the identity of Leonard—the
last problem that he had set them—meant that at the forty-ninth
meeting the prize was doubled, and a cheque for two hundred and twenty
pounds awaited the lucky winner. Leonard, formerly known as a capable
head-waiter and an astute setter of problems, had revealed himself as
the grandson and heir of the Lord Herngill who had founded the club,
and had been elected to membership. He had described himself further
as a poet. He had now travelled up from Yorkshire for the express
purpose of attending the first meeting after his election, and the
dinner with which the proceedings opened showed him, as had been
expected, a charming, accomplished, and quite amusing companion.
Young Hesseltine and the Rev. Septimus Cunliffe were, respectively,
chairman and secretary for the evening. The chairman, equipped with a
bound copy of Shakespeare, and certain other forms of refreshment,
read out the terms of the competition. They were longer than usual,
and ran as follows:—
‘Members are required, in the course of conversation, to make
undetected quotations from Shakespeare, and to detect and challenge
the quotations which are made by other members.
‘The score is two for making an undetected quotation, and one for
detecting and challenging a quotation made by another. The highest
score wins. If any member challenges as a quotation from Shakespeare
words which are not a quotation from that author, he will have one
deducted from his score. Any member with a score of minus three is out
of the game.
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