The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
The stars of European science, who had been shining in a wonderful
constellation over Quebec, were just about to leave Canada in that
well-known comfortable liner, the _Nipigon_, when a most annoying
thing happened. The cattle-ship _Abbitibbe_, never famous at any
time for minding her helm, got her steam steering gear jammed as she
was passing the _Nipigon_, and took a wide sheer to port when she
should have altered her course to starboard. The peaceful
preparations of the passenger boat were broken up, and her crew
received the wild charge of the _Abbitibbe_ with curses, which,
though effectual in heating the atmosphere, were no use as a fender.
The _Nipigon_ was cut down to the water's edge, and the scientific
lights of Europe were much put out. They hurried ashore in the most
irregular and unscientific manner, and, having sent others for their
baggage, began to make preparations for going to New York, as no
other good passenger boat was leaving the St. Lawrence for a week.
But Nature, possibly out of revenge for the unseemly curiosity
evinced by all men of science, was beforehand with them.
Misfortunes, as was once observed by an intelligent, if pessimistic,
anthropoid ape, never come singly. It was the twelfth of November,
and a sudden blizzard, bringing all the snow it could carry, broke up
communication with the south. If the men of science were to keep
their appointments with their universities, it was necessary to sail
from Canada at once. They shipped themselves under protest upon the
_Nemagosenda_, of 2,900 tons register, which was little better than a
tramp, and was commanded by Captain Joseph Prowse.
"Immortal Jehoshaphat!" said Captain Prowse; "here's a go! What, we
with passengers? Oh, get out!"
"You've got to take 'em," said the agent philosophically; "maybe
they'll teach you something, and it'll be a good advertisement."
"Gah'n!" said Prowse; "carryin' scientific jossers won't bring better
freight next season. I wish you'd get me chock up with cattle. I
can't stand scientists; my sister married one that was an 'erbalist
in the Old Kent Road--and since he went to chokey I've lost conceit
with science. However, if it must be--why, send 'em along!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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