The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
Captain Prowse was not a popular skipper with sailors. They said
that he was a "hard nut" and a "sailor-robber," and that his American
experience had made him nearly as deadly as any American captain with
a belaying-pin. But sailors' experience only works backward: they
are good at reminiscence only, and the _Nemagosenda_ got a crew in
spite of the captain's reputation. It is possible they would not
have shipped if they had known that men of European light and leading
were to come with them. Those who follow the sea have a great
respect for knowledge, but they despise men in soft hats and
spectacles. And it cannot be denied that scientific men are as a
rule too simple and gentle to look as if they could take care of
themselves. According to Jack, that is the first duty of man, though
he premises naturally that even the toughest courage and the greatest
skill may come to grief about women.
"A thunderin' measly lot," said Simpkins A.B. to his particular mate,
when the scientific passengers came on board; "why, they've all soft
'ats but one! And long beards! And three out of four with specs!
Holy sailor, what a gang!"
Harris nodded.
"Why, there's twenty of 'em, Bill, but I'll bet a plug of the best to
an old chew that me and you goin' for 'em with belayin'-pins could do
up the 'ole crowd in five minutes."
"You've sized 'em up," said Simpkins, with a sneer, and then the
captain roared.
"Aye, aye, sir," said the mate. "Let go! All gone, sir! Now then,
haul in." And the _Nemagosenda_ went out into the stream.
It took some three days or so for the men of science to settle down.
For during the first few days the pathology of sea-sickness occupied
all their attention; they had no time for other things. But when
their last all-night session was over, and they were seen again upon
deck, the affairs of the _Nemagosenda_ became interesting. The mate
and the port watch developed long-threatened divergencies, and
Captain Prowse came to the assistance of his chief officer with a
brass belaying-pin. As the result of this the pathologist indulged
in a little practical surgery, and a division arose in the scientific
ranks. The political economist argued with the statistician.
"Statistics prove that the common sailor must be treated with
sternness," said the authority in figures, "and it is our duty to
support authority."
"The captain is a brute," said the political economist, "and for two
pins I would tell him so. You cannot neglect the human factor----"
"Says political economy," sneered the statistician.
And then the geologist, who was a man of sense, said they were both
talking rot. The discussion on the poop was broken up by the
captain, who came on deck with a face like the north-west moon in a
fog. Having demanded the presence of the crew aft, he gave them an
address on their duties to their superiors.
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