The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
(_Cherry, Jack, and Ted have been talking together. They have not yet
looked at Ben Dixon. On hearing this, Cherry starts and looks rounds
then whips out the photo of Wheedles from his pocket, and looks from it
to Ben Dixon. Ted and Jack look over Cherry's shoulder._)
MR. BEN DIXON.
(_Sweetly._) Only shaved, Sweety. (_Looks round at them all_). How do
you like me?
TED MORRIS.
(_In an excited whisper_). By Jove! it _is_----
ADAM CHERRY.
Quiet.
Curtain.
THE THIRD ACT.
_Cherry's sitting-room at Mrs. Wheedles'. A comfortable, old-fashioned
room furnished in good substantial style. Cherry and Mrs. Wheedles
discovered. Cherry smoking pipe in his easy chair before fire. Mrs.
Wheedles sits uncomfortably on extreme edge of the other easy-chair._
MRS. WHEEDLES.
And you really think, he'll come?
ADAM CHERRY.
Tolerably sure of it, Mrs. Wheedles. I flatter myself I baited the
hook pretty artfully. I wrote him that if he could call here about four
o'clock to-day I could introduce him to a lady who I knew took great
interest in his schemes, and that I thought some advantage might result
from the meeting. (_Chuckles_.) And so I hope it will.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
And he said he would?
ADAM CHERRY.
He replied that he would not allow such an opportunity for benefiting
the human race to escape him for worlds, and that he would be here to
the minute.
MRS. WHEEDLES,
(_Glances at clock over mantel_.) It's twenty minutes to four now.
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Looks at his watch._) Ah, that's five minutes fast. Mrs. Ben Dixon's
rather late though. She said she'd be here at half-past three.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
How has she taken it, poor woman?
ADAM CHERRY.
Well, of course it's a very unpleasant position for her, but, between
ourselves, I fancy she will be very glad if it turns out that he _is_
your husband, and, consequently, not hers. I expect that's why she's so
anxious to be in the "show," as she calls it. She says she wants to see
the truth for herself, and fix him down.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
She hasn't said a word to him about it, I suppose?
ADAM CHERRY.
She hasn't had a chance--yet. They quarrelled over money matters
(_groans to himself_) and other things, and she left him before she ever
heard of this.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
Ah, she could never really have loved him, Mr. Cherry. (_Wipes away a
tear._)
ADAM CHERRY.
I'm inclined to agree with you there, Mrs. Wheedles. (_He crosses to
window, looking at his watch._) I wish she'd come.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
(_Crying._) Such a good man as he was--before he went wrong. (_Bell
heard._) She starts up. Oh Lord, that's him, I feel it in my bones.
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Looking out of window._) Your bones have misled you, Mrs. Wheedles.
It's Mr. Travers, and--(_looking out further_), no, it isn't big enough
for Mrs. Ben Dixon.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
Oh dear, it gave me quite a spasm. I wish I didn't feel in such a
fluster.
(_The door at back is opened by a maid, and Theodore enters followed by
Primrose. Mrs. Wheedles slips quietly out._)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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