The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
(_Gives him a look of intense malevolence and begins to write_) '.--"My
dear children, before leaving England, under circumstances needless to
be stated here, my thoughts naturally revert to my beloved ones."--Mr.
Cherry, I consider you to be a damned scoundrel.--"It has all along
been my intention to make good to you, my dear children, the loss
you sustained when Providence ceased to smile upon the Nonconformist
Building Society, Limited (_with concentrated rage._) My doing so leaves
me a comparative pauper, but do not grieve for me."
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Who is standing beside him, looking over._) That's rather needless,
isn't it?
MR. BEN DIXON.
(_Savagely_.) Shut up! (_Writing._) "Committing you, my dear beloved
ones, to the care of Providence, and trusting that one day we may be
all reunited in the bourne of the righteous, I remain your loving and
affectionate uncle, Henry." (_Lays letter down and addresses envelope._)
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Taking up and looking at letter._) Very good--very good indeed.
MR. BEN DIXON.
(_Snatching letter away, and putting it in envelope._) Hypocrite!
(_Takes out pocket-book and begins counting notes--pausing half-way
through._) It's a lot of money, Mr. Cherry, to put all at once into the
hands of two inexperienced young persons. Wouldn't it be better for us
to give them £2,000 now, and let me send them the rest later on?
ADAM CHERRY.
Don't be silly! You're wasting time. Mrs. Wheedles will be down in a
minute.
MR. BEN DIXON.
(_He gives Cherry another savage look and goes on counting; having
finished he puts them in an envelope._) All my little savings, and me an
old man. (_Is about to close envelope._)
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Taking it from him_.) You don't mind my counting them?
MR. BEN DIXON.
(_Wounded._) Do you mistrust me?
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Counting._) Merely a matter of form. £3,995 here, Mr. Wheedles.
MR. BEN DIXON.
(_He has collected his baggage, and is on the point of slipping off. He
now draws forth and hands Cherry another note._) I look upon you as a
common thief, sir, and if I was a young man, I'd----
ADAM CHERRY.
There's nothing further that need detain you, Mr. Wheedles.
MR. BEN DIXON.
I am going, sir. I shake the dust of this house off my feet. (_Opens
door at back and glances out, then turns towards Cherry and speaks in a
suppressed voice._) I should never have thought it possible that any man
could be so deceived in another as I have been in you. (_Looks out again
and then round._) I have no hesitation in describing you, Mr. Cherry,
as a blackleg--an experienced blackleg, sir. (_Looks out as before._)
I only hope that----- (_Hears noise, looks out, slips round door, and
disappears._)
ADAM CHERRY.
(He follows to door and looks after him.) Ah, well, I think that counts
one to you, Adam Cherry.
(_Enter Nelly._)
NELLY MORRIS.
Will you come upstairs and see my aunt before she goes, Adam?
ADAM CHERRY.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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