The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
Oh, tell her, my dear, she can come down. It's all right now. Come in a
minute I want to speak to you. (_He closes door._)
NELLY MORRIS.
Is he gone?
ADAM CHERRY.
Yes, my dear.
NELLY MORRIS.
For good?
ADAM CHERRY.
Let us hope so. He is on his way to the continent. And (_giving to her
letter_) he left this letter, my dear, for you and Ted. I think you will
find the contents very satisfactory.
NELLY MORRIS.
It's the best thing that could happen, undoubtedly. I suppose he's
walked off with nearly all aunt's money?
ADAM CHERRY.
A good deal of it I'm afraid, dear. And he's not the only old man who's
had the idea of walking off with other people's property.
NELLY MORRIS.
(_With a laugh._) Have you been finding out any more of them?
ADAM CHERRY.
Yes, my dear (_turning towards her_). An old gentleman, my dear,
(_taking her hand and stroking it_) that was about to walk off with
a beautiful young lady who, by all the laws of love, was the rightful
property of somebody else. Only, fortunately, he was stopped in time.
(_Nelly looks at him and is about to speak. Stopping her, kindly._)
Don't say anything, my dear, it will be less painful for both of us. I
was an old fool; and you--you thought of others more than of yourself,
my dear. (_Lightly_) The property must be restored to its real owner,
and I must leave you, my dear, to make all necessary compensation for
temporary loss. See Jack and tell him you are free.
(_Enter Mrs. Ben Dixon, followed by Theodore._)
MRS. BEN DIXON.
We saw that old scoundrel sneak off. Is he coming back?
I fancy not.
ADAM CHERRY.
MRS. BEN DIXON.
Did Mrs. Wheedles let him go?
ADAM CHERRY.
I don't think she knows as yet. She's got to learn it poor woman.
MRS. BEN DIXON.
Poor soul! I must stop and say a kind word to her. I've been calling her
a lot of bad names. (_Suddenly_) Here, do you know what Ted's done?
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Alarmed._) Nothing rash?
MRS. BEN DIXON.
Well, it all depends upon how you look at it. He's, got himself engaged
to Primrose.
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Smiling meaningly._) Rather a good thing for him, isn't it?
(_Enter Primrose and Ted_.)
PRIMROSE.
(_Who has overheard Cherry's remark as she enters._) No, it isn't. You
mustn't think that at all, Mr. Cherry.
I haven't any money, we're going to give it all away. Ted doesn't want
me to have any.
MRS. BEN DIXON.
(_Aside to her._) Put it by, quietly, my dear, and hear what he says two
years after marriage.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
(_Who has been occupying an unobtrusive position, taking notes._) You
know I think it extremely uncivil of you; Ted, I had always regarded
Primrose as my own personal property. I had been "nursing" her, as we
say in the political world, for years.
TED MORRIS.
(_Laughing!_) I should have thought that a man of your age would have
got over all ideas of that kind.
PRIMROSE DEANE.
(_Laughing._) Besides, Theodore, I'm not literary. You know I read the
_Family Herald_.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
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