The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Prude's Progress: A Comedy in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
My dear Primrose, that's a great mistake people make. A literary man
doesn't want a literary wife. It would be like living with a critic. A
clever man wants a wife foolish enough to always admire him. We should
have got on admirably together. (_To Cherry_.) You haven't seen my
pocket-book about anywhere, have you, Cherry?
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Taking it from his pocket and giving it to him._) Yes, you left it
on the table. I took the liberty of glancing into it; you don't mind I
suppose?
THEODORE TRAVERS.
Not at all. Learnt how to write a comedy?
ADAM CHERRY.
Yes, and (_turning away_) how to live one.
NELLY MORRIS
(_Who has been reading letter._) Ted. (_He comes to her._) Mr. Ben Dixon
left this addressed to us. (_Gives it him_.) Read it.
TED MORRIS
Moral advice, I suppose. Why what--why here's notes for----
NELLY MORRIS.
It's the money you let him have to put in that building society.
TED MORRIS.
What, the whole £4,000! Nelly, we're rich! Primrose! (_She comes to
him._) Poor old Ben, he wasn't so bad. (_Nelly, Primrose, and ted talk
together near window._)
MRS. BEN DIXON.
That was very clever of you, Adam. I never thought of that. You're a
good sort, Cherry.
(_Enter Mrs. Wheedles, dressed somewhat extravagantly. She comes in
eagerly, then pauses at door and looks round. Her heart sinks._)
MRS. WHEEDLES.
Where's----
ADAM CHERRY.
Gone, Mrs Wheedles. It was only a dodge to get you out of the room that
he might bolt. Don't think any more about him.
(_Mrs. Wheedles sinks into a chair._ )
MRS. BEN DIXON.
Believe me, Mrs. Wheedles, it was the kindest thing he could do for you.
We are both well rid of him.
MRS. WHEEDLES.
(_Crying softly._) I believe you're right, ma'am.
TED MORRIS.
(_At window looking out._) Hulloa, here's Jack. (_To Cherry._) Shall I
ask him in here?
ADAM CHERRY.
(_Moving towards door at back._ ) No, dear boy. I'll send him up to you
myself.
NELLY MORRIS.
(_Who has exchanged glances with Cherry at the mention of Jack's name,
slips across quietly and meets him at door just as he is going out._) I
shall always love you, Mr. Cherry. You're such a grand little gentleman.
(_Cherry, taking her face between his hands, kisses her and goes out._)
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