Dicky Cobden was the first _gentleman_ Pidge had ever known. She had
met several boys with a streak of genius showing; boys who had come
to her father to learn how to write and had taken away something, if
not that. Practically all those boys had been “on a shoe string,”
and trained to get along without many things that Cobden would have
considered actual necessities, including an established routine of
order and cleanliness in one’s person and quarters. Pidge had also
met many of the “queer” ones of Hollywood and vicinity--men and women
who ate this way and that, bathed this way and that, in running waters
and still, in sea waters and rain waters, in mud and sunlight, using
unctions and ointments, but they were bathing their souls.
Dicky Cobden bathed frequently, carefully, believing beyond cavil that
New York and the processes of life grimed him on the outside, that life
itself was a constant war against grime, requiring an ever accessible
tub, much soap, hot water, changes of clothing, laundry bags, rugs,
brushes. Not that Dicky gave any thought to this. It was as if he
supposed everybody did the same. Since everybody didn’t and couldn’t;
and since everybody didn’t have as much money to spend for bread and
meat and tea, as Mr. Cobden did for laundry alone--Pidge was miserably
rebellious.
Always as she sat in the presence of Dicky’s altogether thoughtless
freshness; sat in her apple-butter colored wool dress which had
contained the emotional hurl and thresh of the romantic _Lance_--always
Miss Musser had a hard time to forget herself and was frequently on the
verge of becoming defiant and bad-tempered for reasons he didn’t dream.
She suffered, because every evening almost, Dicky invited her out to
dine, and not once in four times could she pass the frowning negatives
of her own soul. He chose to regard her as superbly honest and
unaffected. She really needed those dinners, too. All the future novels
and heart throbs needed them. Occasionally she met him after dinner
for a walk or a picture, and once she had been lured to an uptown
theater. Just once--never again in the brown wool dress!
She felt, as she entered the theater lights that night, that she had
been betrayed. She felt also like something Mr. Cobden had found in
the street, or that she was helping him make good on a first of April
bet. Pidge hadn’t been to more than three “talking shows” in all her
nineteen years; to her a show house was a place of darkness, except the
screen.
Alone in her room afterward that night, she made a great vow: that when
the torrent of American dollars turned loose on her (as it was bound to
some time) she would buy outright chests full of lingerie, cabinets of
hats, shelves of shoes, and a book of orders for frocks to be delivered
at future dates. She would keep clean then if a Santa Ana sandstorm
settled on New York and lasted a year.
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