English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Spurious and doubtful works
CAPTAIN.
Who, he? he’s a rare friend of mine, an admirable fellow,
Knight, the finest fortune-teller.
SIR GODFREY.
Oh, tis he indeed that came to my Lady sister, and foretold
the loss of my chain. I am not angry with him now, for I
see twas my fortune to loose it.—By your leave, Master
Fortune-teller, I had a glimpse on you at home at my
Sisters the Widdows, there you prophesied of the loss of a
chain:—simply tho I stand here, I was he that lost it.
PYE.
Was it you, sir?
EDMOND.
A my troth, Nuckle, he’s the rarest fellow: has told me my
fortune so right; I find it so right to my nature.
SIR GODFREY.
What ist? God send it a good one!
EDMOND.
O, tis a passing good one, Nuncle: for he says I shall prove
such an excellent gamester in my time, that I shall spend
all faster then my father got it.
SIR GODFREY.
There’s a fortune, in deed!
EDMOND.
Nay, it hits my humour so pat.
SIR GODFREY.
Aye, that will be the end ont: will the Curse of the beggar
prevail so much, that the son shall consume that foolishly,
which the father got craftily? Aye, aye, aye; twill, twill,
twill.
PYE.
Stay, stay, stay.
[Pye-board with an Almanack and the Captain.]
CAPTAIN.
Turn over, George.
PYE.
June—July: here, July; that’s this month. Sunday thirteen,
yester day forteen, to day fifteen.
CAPTAIN.
Look quickly for the fifteen day:—if within the compass of
these two days there would be some Boystrous storm or other,
it would be the best, I’d defer him off till then: some
tempest, and it be thy will.
PYE.
Here’s the fifteen day—hot and fair.
CAPTAIN.
Puh, would t’ad been hot and foul.
PYE.
The sixteen day; that’s to morrow: the morning for the most
part fair and pleasant—
CAPTAIN.
No luck.
PYE.
But about high-noon, lightning and thunder.
CAPTAIN.
Lightning and thunder! admirable, best of all: I’ll conjure
to morrow just at high noon, George.
PYE.
Happen but true to morrow, Almanack, and I’ll give thee
leave to lie all the year after.
CAPTAIN.
Sir, I must crave your patience, to bestow this day upon
me, that I may furnish my self strongly. I sent a spirit
into Lancashire tother day, to fetch back a knave Drover,
and I look for his return this evening. To morrow morning
my friend here and I will come and break-fast with you.
SIR GODFREY.
Oh, you shall be both most welcome.
CAPTAIN.
And about Noon, without fail, I purpose to conjure.
SIR GODFREY.
Mid noon will be a fine time for you.
EDMOND.
Conjuring! do you mean to conjure at our house to morrow,
sir?
CAPTAIN.
Marry, do I, sir: tis my intent, young Gentleman.
EDMOND.
By my troth, I’ll love you while I live fort. O rare,
Nicholas, we shall have conjuring to morrow.
NICHOLAS.
Puh! Aye, I could ha told you of that.
CAPTAIN.
Law, he could ha told him of that! fool, cockscomb, could
ye?
EDMOND.
Do you hear me, sir? I desire more acquaintance on you:
you shall earn some money of me, now I know you can conjure;
but can you fetch any that is lost?
CAPTAIN.
Oh, any thing that’s lost.
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