Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“‘You have an almost supernatural gift,’ he said. ‘My name is Bunker. I
am stopping at the Savoy. I _am_ an American. I _was_ rich when I
arrived here, but I’m not quite so bloated with wealth as I was, now that
I have paid my first week’s bill. I _have_ lost my watch; such a watch,
too, as you describe, even to the dents. Your only mistake was that the
dents were made by my son John, and not Willie; but even there I cannot
but wonder at you, for John and Willie are twins, and so much alike that
it sometimes baffles even their mother to tell them apart. The watch has
no very great value intrinsically, but the associations are such that I
want it back, and I will pay £200 for its recovery. I have no clew as to
who took it. It was numbered—’
“Here a happy thought struck me. In all my description of the watch I
had merely described my own, a very cheap affair which I had won at a
raffle. My visitor was deceiving me, though for what purpose I did not
on the instant divine. No one would like to suspect him of having
purloined his wife’s tiara. Why should I not deceive him, and at the
same time get rid of my poor chronometer for a sum that exceeded its
value a hundredfold?”
“Good business!” cried Shylock.
The stranger smiled and bowed.
“Excellent,” he said. “I took the words right out of his mouth. ‘It was
numbered 86507B!’ I cried, giving, of course, the number of my own watch.
“He gazed at me narrowly for a moment, and then he smiled. ‘You grow
more marvellous at every step. That was indeed the number. Are you a
demon?’
“‘No,’ I replied. ‘Only something of a mind-reader.’
“Well, to be brief, the bargain was struck. I was to look for a watch
that I knew he hadn’t lost, and was to receive £200 if I found it. It
seemed to him to be a very good bargain, as, indeed, it was, from his
point of view, feeling, as he did, that there never having been any such
watch, it could not be recovered, and little suspecting that two could
play at his little game of deception, and that under any circumstances I
could foist a ten-shilling watch upon him for two hundred pounds. This
business concluded, he started to go.
“‘Won’t you have a little Scotch?’ I asked, as he started, feeling, with
all that prospective profit in view, I could well afford the expense.
‘It is a stormy night.’
“‘Thanks, I will,’ said he, returning and seating himself by my
table—still, to my surprise, keeping his hat on.
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