Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“‘Let me take your hat,’ I said, little thinking that my courtesy would
reveal the true state of affairs. The mere mention of the word hat
brought about a terrible change in my visitor; his knees trembled, his
face grew ghastly, and he clutched the brim of his beaver until it
cracked. He then nervously removed it, and I noticed a dull red mark
running about his forehead, just as there would be on the forehead of a
man whose hat fitted too tightly; and that mark, gentlemen, had the
undulating outline of nothing more nor less than a tiara, and on the apex
of the uttermost extremity was a deep indentation about the size of a
shilling, that could have been made only by some adamantine substance!
The mystery was solved! The robber of the Duchess of Brokedale stood
before me.”
A suppressed murmur of excitement went through the assembled spirits, and
even Messrs. Hawkshaw and Le Coq were silent in the presence of such
genius.
“My plan of action was immediately formulated. The man was completely at
my mercy. He had stolen the tiara, and had it concealed in the lining of
his hat. I rose and locked the door. My visitor sank with a groan into
my chair.
“‘Why did you do that?’ he stammered, as I turned the key in the lock.
“‘To keep my Scotch whiskey from evaporating,’ I said, dryly. ‘Now, my
lord,’ I added, ‘it will pay your Grace to let me have your hat. I know
who you are. You are the Duke of Brokedale. The Duchess of Brokedale
has lost a valuable tiara of diamonds, and you have not lost your watch.
Somebody has stolen the diamonds, and it may be that somewhere there is a
Bunker who has lost such a watch as I have described. The queer part of
it all is,’ I continued, handing him the decanter, and taking a couple of
loaded six-shooters out of my escritoire—‘the queer part of it all is
that I have the watch and you have the tiara. We’ll swap the swag. Hand
over the bauble, please.’
“‘But—’ he began.
“‘We won’t have any butting, your Grace,’ said I. ‘I’ll give you the
watch, and you needn’t mind the £200; and you must give me the tiara, or
I’ll accompany you forthwith to the police, and have a search made of
your hat. It won’t pay you to defy me. Give it up.’
“He gave up the hat at once, and, as I suspected, there lay the tiara,
snugly stowed away behind the head-band.
“‘You are a great fellow,’ said I, as I held the tiara up to the light
and watched with pleasure the flashing brilliance of its gems.
“‘I beg you’ll not expose me,’ he moaned. ‘I was driven to it by
necessity.’
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