Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“And only until next Tuesday, when he will take a house in the
neighborhood of Scotland Yard,” put in Holmes, quickly, observing a sneer
on Hawkshaw’s lips, and hastening to overwhelm him by further evidence of
his ingenuity. “When he gets his bill he will open his piratical eyes so
wide that he will be seized with jealousy to think of how much more
refined his profession has become since he left it, and out of mere pique
he will leave the hotel, and, to show himself still cleverer than his
modern prototypes, he will leave his account unpaid, with the result that
the affair will be put in the hands of the police, under which
circumstances a house in the immediate vicinity of the famous police
headquarters will be the safest hiding-place he can find, as was
instanced by the remarkable case of the famous Penstock bond robbery. A
certain churchwarden named Hinkley, having been appointed cashier
thereof, robbed the Penstock Imperial Bank of £1,000,000 in bonds, and,
fleeing to London, actually joined the detective force at Scotland Yard,
and was detailed to find himself, which of course he never did, nor would
he ever have been found had he not crossed my path.”
Hawkshaw gazed mournfully off into space, and Le Coq muttered profane
words under his breath.
“We’re not in the same class with this fellow, Hawkshaw,” said Le Coq.
“You could tap your forehead knowingly eight hours a day through all
eternity with a sledge-hammer without loosening an idea like that.”
“Nevertheless I’ll confound him yet,” growled the jealous detective. “I
shall myself go to London, and, disguised as Captain Kidd, will lead this
visionary on until he comes there to arrest me, and when these club
members discover that it is Hawkshaw and not Kidd he has run to earth,
we’ll have a great laugh on Sherlock Holmes.”
“I am anxious to hear how you solved the bond-robbery mystery,” said
Socrates, wrapping his toga closely about him and settling back against
one of the spiles of the wharf.
“So are we all,” said Sir Walter. “But meantime the House-boat is
getting farther away.”
“Not unless she’s sailing backwards,” sneered Noah, who was still nursing
his resentment against Sir Christopher Wren for his reflections upon the
speed of the Ark.
“What’s the hurry?” asked Socrates. “I believe in making haste slowly;
and on the admission of our two eminent naval architects, Sir Christopher
and Noah, neither of their vessels can travel more than a mile a week,
and if we charter the _Flying Dutchman_ to go in pursuit of her we can
catch her before she gets out of the Styx into the Atlantic.”
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