Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Jonah might lend us his whale, if the beast is in commission,” suggested
Munchausen, dryly. “I for one would rather take a state-room in Jonah’s
whale than go aboard the _Flying Dutchman_ again. I made one trip on the
_Dutchman_, and she’s worse than a dory for comfort; further—I don’t see
what good it would do us to charter a boat that can’t land oftener than
once in seven years, and spends most of her time trying to double the
Cape of Good Hope.”
“My whale is in commission,” said Jonah, with dignity. “But Baron
Munchausen need not consider the question of taking a state-room aboard
of her. She doesn’t carry second-class passengers. And if I took any
stock in the idea of a trip on the _Flying Dutchman_ amounting to a seven
years’ exile, I would cheerfully pay the Baron’s expenses for a round
trip.”
“We are losing time, gentlemen,” suggested Sherlock Holmes. “This is a
moment, I think, when you should lay aside personal differences and
personal preferences for immediate action. I have examined the wake of
the House-boat, and I judge from the condition of what, for want of a
better term, I may call the suds, when she left us the House-boat was
making ten knots a day. Almost any craft we can find suitably manned
ought to be able to do better than that; and if you could summon Charon
and ascertain what boats he has at hand, it would be for the good of all
concerned.”
“That’s a good plan,” said Johnson. “Boswell, see if you can find
Charon.”
“I am here already, sir,” returned the ferryman, rising. “Most of my
boats have gone into winter quarters, your Honor. The _Mayflower_ went
into dry dock last week to be calked up; the _Pinta_ and the _Santa
Maria_ are slow and cranky; the _Monitor_ and the _Merrimac_ I haven’t
really had time to patch up; and the _Valkyrie_ is two months overdue. I
cannot make up my mind whether she is lost or kept back by excursion
steamers. Hence I really don’t know what I can lend you. Any of these
boat I have named you could have had for nothing; but my others are
actively employed, and I couldn’t let them go without a serious
interference with my business.”
The old man blinked sorrowfully across the waters at the opposite shore.
It was quite evident that he realized what a dreadful expense the club
was about to be put to, and while of course there would be profit in it
for him, he was sincerely sorry for them.
“I repeat,” he added, “those boats you could have had for nothing, but
the others I’d have to charge you for, though of course I’ll give you a
discount.”
And he blinked again, as he meditated upon whether that discount should
be an eighth or one-quarter of one per cent.
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