Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
The various committees retired to the several corners of the room to
discuss their individual lines of action, when a shadow was observed to
obscure the moonlight which had been streaming in through the window.
The faces of Calpurnia and Cleopatra blanched for an instant, as,
immediately following upon this apparition, a large bundle was hurled
through the open port into the middle of the room, and the shadow
vanished.
“Is it a bomb?” cried several of the ladies at once.
“Nonsense!” said Madame Récamier, jumping lightly forward. “A man
doesn’t mind blowing a woman up, but he’ll never blow himself up. We’re
safe enough in that respect. The thing looks to me like a bundle of
illustrated papers.”
“That’s what it is,” said Cleopatra who had been investigating. “It’s
rather a discourteous bit of courtesy, tossing them in through the window
that way, I think, but I presume they mean well. Dear me,” she added,
as, having untied the bundle, she held one of the open papers up before
her, “how interesting! All the latest Paris fashions. Humph! Look at
those sleeves, Elizabeth. What an impregnable fortress you would have
been with those sleeves added to your ruffs!”
“I should think they’d be very becoming,” put in Cassandra, standing on
her tip-toes and looking over Cleopatra’s shoulder. “That Watteau isn’t
bad, either, is it, now?”
“No,” remarked Calpurnia. “I wonder how a Watteau back like that would
go on my blue alpaca?”
“Very nicely,” said Elizabeth. “How many gores has it?”
“Five,” observed Calpurnia. “One more than Cæsar’s toga. We had to have
our costumes distinct in some way.”
“A remarkable hat, that,” nodded Mrs. Lot, her eye catching sight of a
Virot creation at the top of the page.
“Reminds me of Eve’s description of an autumn scene in the garden,”
smiled Mrs. Noah. “Gorgeous in its foliage, beautiful thing; though I
shouldn’t have dared wear one in the Ark, with all those hungry animals
browsing about the upper and lower decks.”
“I wonder,” remarked Cleopatra, as she cocked her head to one side to
take in the full effect of an attractive summer gown—“I wonder how that
waist would make up in blue crépon, with a yoke of lace and a stylishly
contrasting stock of satin ribbon?”
“It would depend upon how you finished the sleeves,” remarked Madame
Récamier. “If you had a few puffs of rich brocaded satin set in with
deeply folded pleats it wouldn’t be bad.”
“I think it would be very effective,” observed Mrs. Noah, “but a trifle
too light for general wear. I should want some kind of a wrap with it.”
“It does need that,” assented Elizabeth. “A wrap made of passementerie
and jet, with a mousseline de soie ruche about the neck held by a _chou_,
would make it fascinating.”
“The committee on treachery is ready to report,” said Delilah, rising
from her corner, where she and Lucretia Borgia had been having so
animated a discussion that they had failed to observe the others crowding
about Cleopatra and the papers.
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