The Quest: The authorized translation from the Dutch of De kleine JohannesEeden, Frederik van
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The Quest: The authorized translation from the Dutch of De kleine Johannes
Eeden, Frederik van
Dutch fiction -- Translations into English
"Keep away! Silence!" cried the king, sternly.
"Wistik!" called Johannes.
"Ay!" sounded the voice, now very fine, and far away. And they kept
falling, falling.
Through a long, narrow passage they went to the next number. It did not
smell very fresh there, and Johannes soon noticed that this
stale-smelling apartment corresponded with what they usually called at
home "the best room."
In the middle of the white-wood floor stood an overturned waste-water
pail. A puddle of thick, offensive fluid lay trickling around it.
"Under this," said King Waan, "sits one of the most remarkable specimens
in my collection. It is a little creature having the habit of describing
precisely everything it sees. His watchword is: '_Truth Above
Everything_!' He could not have a finer one. I make very interesting
experiments with him. Sometimes I put him here, sometimes there. Just
now he is under this pail. Listen to him!"
A light little voice came monotonously out from under the pail:
"A rich, soft greyish violet shading off through brown into cream-white,
clot-curdling stripe coagulations; long flittery-fluttery down-trickling
welter-whirls filtering through pale-yellow toned-down dully shining
topazy vaults; faint phlegmy greyish-green dozing off...."
And thus the voice went on until Johannes began to get quite qualmish
and drowsy.
"Is not that nice? Lately, I had him in a cuspidor. You should have
heard him then. Here is his label."
And he pointed to a trim little tag on which was marked: _Division, Fine
Arts. Naturalist, var. Word-Artist. Locality: Terra Firma of Europe.
Rather rare._
"Is Van Lieverlee here, also?" asked Johannes.
"To be sure! I have him a few centuries farther on, composing sonnets,"
said the Wicked One. "This is a very large place although you might not
think so. I can show you only a small part of it."
Then they came to a division called "Sciences," and the Devil said:
"Look! That concerns you, Wisdom-Seeker!"
And he had Johannes look through the crack of the door, into a little
room brightly lighted, cram-full of books. Professor Bommeldoos was
there, standing on his head.
"Pluizer taught him that," said the Devil. "And do you see that clever
contrivance he has made of mirrors and copper tubes? That is to look
into his own brains with. He thinks to become still wiser."
The professor was utterly absorbed in his intricate apparatus, and gazed
and gazed, with all his might, into an odd sort of twisted tubing, the
end of which was attached to the back part of his head.
Johannes heard a low rushing and roaring, as if made by a gust of wind.
"Silence!" cried the Devil, testily.
But the roaring sound continued and grew louder.
"What is that?" asked Johannes.
"That is Death," said the Devil, spitefully. "He is called an ally of
mine, but he often muddles up my affairs here, and he steals by the
thousand the choicest specimens in my collection--especially the
crack-brained."
"Here they are all crack-brained," said Johannes.
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