The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy — John Shaqi
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
Disobey me once when you become a controller of money-markets, and—out
you go! More: I may leave you to linger around in air until somebody
else wears your body out.
[_The light trembles._
THE DEVIL
It is nearly time. Remember what I say. Else better stay as you are for
a short time—than for a lifetime! _You_ are only the instrument. I the
player.
[_The light wags. The radiance flickers above Magnus’s head. A second
light rises slowly to ceiling._
THE DEVIL (_excitedly_)
Now, Dutchman, get ready! Go!
[_The light darts at Magnus’s head. At the same moment the storm breaks
with fury. Great splotches of rain are thrown at the window-panes. The
house rocks. The light (Schwartzenhopfel) sinks out of sight above
Magnus’s head. The figure of Magnus is left in darkness, the only light
in the room being the suspended one (Magnus), hanging from the ceiling
like a hypnotized bee, and that from the cigar-lighter which falls on
the face of the Devil._[2]
[Footnote 2: In referring to the light thereafter, Magnus is meant.]
THE DEVIL
Well, Schwartzenhopfel?
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_in Magnus’s body_)
_Ach Gott!_
[_The Devil turns on the electricity in the fringed white candelabrum,
whereby the room becomes pervaded with a gentle glow of light.
Schwartzenhopfel rises, stretches, pats himself; throws out each leg,
each arm; tries to speak, but is overcome with emotion and bursts
into tears. From tears he is translated into hysterical laughter.
The room begins to grow lighter, but furious rain continues outside.
Schwartzenhopfel follows the light around the room, pointing at it
derisively, his body doubling up with speechless laughter each time
he points. The light moves away with dignity. Finally, to escape
persecution, it flies out of the window._
THE DEVIL
Here! That is not right. (_Satirically amused_) Driving a controller of
money-markets out into the rain.
[_Schwartzenhopfel, paying no attention, leaps and bounds about the
room like an unwieldly baboon. Agnus reënters by hall door._
AGNUS (_shocked_)
Mr. Magnus!
[_Schwartzenhopfel goes on dancing until he sees Agnus in full light.
Then seeing himself, in Agnus, he bursts into another roar of laughter,
pointing in gleeful derision and following the harassed Agnus around,
each time pointing and roaring with laughter, as he did with the
light._
AGNUS (_turning_)
Mr. Magnus! (_Solicitously_) What is wrong, sir?
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_after another outbreak, hoarsely to The Devil_) Did
I walk like that? Look like that? Oh, what liars are looking-glasses!
THE DEVIL
Men don’t see what the mirror shows them. They see what they look to
see. A good-looking, intelligent, well-groomed countenance for each.
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_to The Devil_)
I don’t blame you for wanting to get rid of that! (_Pokes Agnus with
his finger_) Flabby, too.
AGNUS (_gasps out thoroughly shocked_)
You’ve been up to your Devil’s tricks again!
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL
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