The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy — John Shaqi
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
FANNY (_to The Devil_)
Is this so? (_Sees the check in his hand, takes it quickly and stands
for a second quiet; then to Schwartzenhopfel, bitterly_) Two million!
And I suppose he’s not allowed to spend more than two thousand on
himself—and wife—
THE DEVIL (_sotto voce_)
Say “yes.”
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_to The Devil_)
What did you say?
[_The Devil clenches his fists._
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_to Fanny, brightly_)
Oh, no limitations—he can spend anything he likes on himself—
FANNY (_eagerly_)
Say half of what you would have paid him at the Mills?
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_anxious to regain The Devil’s good-will_)
Half? All! All! No strings to my generosity, young lady. I
want him to be happy at his work. He can buy an automobile—or
a—yacht—or—er—jewellery—or—anything—
FANNY (_throwing herself into The Devil’s arms_)
Addington! Addington! At last!
[_Agnus clenches his fists and starts across room_.
THE DEVIL (_in an injured tone_)
I thought you were going away never to return?
FANNY
And would you have been unhappy, dearest?
THE DEVIL
You just said: “All is over between us”—
FANNY
Just to see what you would say—and I saw—you grew quite red, Addington—
THE DEVIL (_bitterly_)
Yes—to keep from laughing—
FANNY
Ah! Addington! You are being proud now. Look at me! How I have sunk my
pride, determined to get to the bottom of this. I have been wrong. I
acknowledge it. I had no right to interfere with your work. I came back
to tell you that—to sacrifice myself, too—
[_The Devil stares blankly at her. Agnus nudges him fiercely to take
his arm away from Fanny. The Devil at last takes his arm away._
FANNY (_who has been talking in the meantime_)
But Mr. Magnus has repented. He has seen my side of the case, too. We
can have a town house now, Addington, with that two million—and two
motors—
THE DEVIL (_sarcastically_)
Oh, can we?
FANNY (_reproachfully_)
Remember, I was ready to sacrifice everything for you. I didn’t know
Mr. Magnus would be so generous. And now—the marriage, dear—when?
[_Doll Blondin reënters from the stairway, hatless and dressed in a
shirtwaist._
DOLL BLONDIN
Who’s going to help your man bring up my trunks?
[_Fanny disengages herself from the Devil and stares at Doll: first
wildly, then savagely, then catlike._
FANNY (_tragically to The Devil_)
Explain!
AGNUS (_wildly_)
Fanny, I can explain everything.
[_Fanny pushes him away. Her look is that of a tragedy-queen’s as she
advances with folded arms toward The Devil, who smiles impishly, sure
now that he has rid himself of her for good._
FANNY
Explain, Addington Agnus!
[_The Devil ignites a cigarette at the electric lighter, shrugs his
shoulders and smiles again._
DOLL BLONDIN (_who has come down to The Devil_)
Well, how about those trunks?
THE DEVIL
Oh, Schwartzenhopfel will help you—
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_indignantly, as if to say: “Remember I am John
Magnus”_) What?
THE DEVIL (_pointing to Agnus_) Him!
[_Agnus folds his arms also and does not stir._
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