Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
And it was lucky for him that he was the favorite, for Aunt Mary, who
was highly spiced at fifty, became peppery at sixty, and almost biting
at seventy. And yet for Jack she would sign checks almost without a
murmur. Mr. Stebbins was much more censorious and impatient with the
young man than she ever was; and to all the rest of the world Mr.
Stebbins was an urbane and agreeable gentleman, whereas to all the rest
of the world Aunt Mary was a problem or a terror. But Mr. Stebbins
needed to be a man of tact and management, for he was the real manager
of that fortune of which “Mary, only surviving child of John Watkins,
merchant and ship owner,” was the legal possessor; and so tactful was
Mr. Stebbins that he and his powerful client had never yet clashed, and
they had been in close business relations for almost as many years as
Lucinda had been established on the hearthstone of the Watkins home.
Perhaps one reason why Mr. Stebbins endured so well was that he had a
real talent for compromising, and that he had skillfully transformed
Aunt Mary’s inherited taste for driving a bargain into an acquired
pleasure in what is really a polite form of the same action.
So, when it came to the matter of Jack’s difficulties, Mr. Stebbins
could always find a half-way measure that saved the situation; and when
he received the letter as to the cook and her claim he hied himself to
the city at once, and wrote back that the claim could be settled for
three hundred dollars.
“And enough, I must say,” Aunt Mary remarked to Lucinda upon receipt of
the statement; “three hundred dollars for one cat—for, after all, Jack
blames the whole on the cat, an’ he didn’t hit it, even then.”
Lucinda did not answer.
“But if the boy settles down now I shan’t mind payin’ the three—Where
are you goin’?”
For Lucinda was walking out of the room.
“I’m goin’ to the door,” said she raspingly. “The bell’s ringin’.”
After a minute or two she came back.
“Telegram!” she announced, handing the yellow envelope over.
Aunt Mary put on her glasses, opened it, and read:
Cook has blood poison. Sues for a thousand. Probable amputation.
STEBBINS.
Aunt Mary dropped the paper with a gasp.
Lucinda looked at her with interest.
“It’s that same arm again,” said Aunt Mary, “just as I thought it was
settled for!” Her eyes seemed to fairly crackle with indignation. “Why
don’t she put it in a sling an’ have a little patience?”
Lucinda took the telegram and read it.
“’Pears like she can’t,” she commented, in a tone like a buzz saw;
“’pears like it’s goin’ to be took off.”
Aunt Mary reached forth her hand for the telegram and after a second
reading shook her head in a way that, if her companion had been a
globe-trotter, would have brought matadores and Seville to the front in
her mind in that instant.
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