Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“I declare,” she said, “seems like I had enough on my mind without a
cook, too. What’s to be done now? I only know one thing! I ain’t goin’
to pay no thousand dollars this week for no arm that wasn’t worth but
three hundred last week. Stands to reason that there ain’t no reason in
that. I guess you’d better bring me my desk, Lucinda; I’m goin’ to
write to Mr. Stebbins, an’ I’m goin’ to write to Jack, and I’m goin’ to
tell ’em both just what I think. I’m goin’ to write Jack that he’d
better be lookin’ out, and I’m goin’ to write to Mr. Stebbins that next
time he settles things I want him to take a receipt for that arm in
full.”
The letters were duly written and Mr. Stebbins, upon the receipt of
his, redoubled his efforts, and did succeed in permanently settling
with the cook, the arm being eventually saved. Aunt Mary regarded the
sum as much higher than necessary, but still pleasantly less than that
demanded of her, and so life in general moved quietly on until Easter.
But Easter is always a period of more or less commotion in the time of
youth and leads to various hilarious outbreaks. Jack’s Easter took him
to town for a “little time,” and the “little time” ended in the
station-house at three o’clock on Sunday morning.
Accusation: Producing concussion of the brain on a cab driver.
Chapter Two
Jack
The news was conveyed to Aunt Mary through private advices from Mr.
Stebbins (who had been hastily summoned to the city for purposes of
bail); she was very angry indeed, this time—primarily at the indignity
done her flesh and blood by arresting it. Then, as she re-read the
lawyer’s letter, other reflections crowded to the fore in her mind.
“Funny! Whatever could have made the boy get up and go downtown at
three in the morning, anyway?” she said. “Seems kind of queer, don’t
you think, Arethusa? Do you suppose he was ill and huntin’ for a drug
store?”
Arethusa had been sent for the second day previous because Lucinda’s
youngest sister’s youngest child had come down with scarlet fever, and
the family wanted Lucinda to enliven the quarantine. Arethusa had sent
invitations out for a dinner party, but she had recalled them and
hastened to obey the summons. It was an evil hour for her, for she
loved her brother and was mightily distressed at the bad news.
“I don’t believe he can have been ill,” she said, at the top of her
voice; “if he’d been ill he wouldn’t have had the strength to hit the
cab driver so hard.”
“I don’t blame him for hittin’ the cab driver,” said Aunt Mary warmly.
“As near as I can recollect, I’ve often wanted to do that myself. But I
can’t make out where he got the man to hit, or why he was there to hit
him. I can’t make rhyme or reason out of it. I wish we knew more. Well,
I presume we will, later.”
Her surmise was correct. They knew much more later. They knew more from
Mr. Stebbins, and they knew profusely more from the evening papers.
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