Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
“I wonder whether our boy’s comin’ home for Christmas?” Aunt Mary asked
her niece, Mary, as that happy period of family reunions drew near.
Mary had come up to stay with her aunt while Lucinda went away to bury
a second cousin. Mary was very different from Arethusa, having a voice
that, when raised, was something between an icicle and a steam whistle,
and a temperament so much on the order of her aunt’s that neither could
abide the other an hour longer than was absolutely necessary. But
Arethusa had a sprained ankle, so there was no help for existing
circumstances.
“No, he isn’t,” said Mary, who had no patience at all with her brother,
and showed it. “He’s going West with the glee club.”
“With the she club!” cried poor Aunt Mary, in affright.
Mary explained.
“I don’t like the idea,” said the old lady, shaking her head.
“Somethin’ will be sure to happen. I can feel it runnin’ up and down my
bones this minute.”
“Oh, if he can get into trouble, of course, Jack will,” said Mary
cheerfully.
Aunt Mary didn’t hear her, because she didn’t raise her voice
particularly. Besides, the old lady was absorbed for the nonce in the
most dismal sort of prognostications.
And they all came true, too. Something unfortunate beyond all
expectations came to pass during the glee club’s visit to Chicago, and
the result was that, before the new year was well out of its incubator
Jack had papers in a breach-of-promise suit served on him. He wrote Mr.
Stebbins that it was all a joke, and had merely been a portion of that
foam which a train of youthful spirits are apt to leave in their wake;
but the girl stood solid for her rights, and, as she had never heard
from her fiancé since the night of the dance, her family—who were
rural, but sharp—thought it would take at least fifteen thousand
dollars to patch the crack in her heart. If the news could have been
kept from Aunt Mary until after Mr. Stebbins had looked into the
matter, everything might have resulted differently. But the Chicago
lawyer who had the case took good care that the wealthy aunt knew all
as quickly as possible, and it seemed as if this was the final straw
under which the camel must succumb.
And Aunt Mary did appear to waver.
“Fifteen thousand dollars!” she cried, aghast. “Heaven help us! What
next?”
It was Lucinda who was seated calmly opposite at this crisis.
“Do you suppose he really did it?” the aunt continued, after a minute
of appalled consideration.
“It’s about the only thing he ain’t never done,” the tried and true
servant answered, her tone more gratingly penetrative than ever.
Aunt Mary eyed her sharply, not to say furiously.
“I wish you’d give a plain answer when I ask you a plain question,
Lucinda,” she said coldly. “If you’d ever got a breach-of-promise suit
in the early mail you’d know how I feel. Perhaps—probably.”
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