The Relentless CityBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Relentless City
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
British -- United States -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Upper class -- Fiction
Mrs. Palmer was waiting in the anteroom at Sherry's when her two
English guests arrived, and greeted them with shrill enthusiasm. A
rather stout young American, good-looking in a coarse, uncultivated
kind of manner, and dressed in a subtly ill-dressed, expensive mode,
was with her.
'And here you are!' she cried. 'How are you, Lord Keynes? I'm delighted
to see you again. Mrs. Massington, you must let me present to you Mr.
Armstrong, who has been so long dying to make your acquaintance that
I thought he would be dead before you got here. Mrs. Massington, Mr.
Reginald Armstrong. Lord Keynes, Mr. Armstrong.'
The American murmured his national formula about being very pleased,
and Mrs. Palmer continued without intermission.
'And I've got no party to meet you,' she said, 'because I thought you
would be tired with your journey, and want to have a quiet evening,
and we'll go in to dinner at once. Lord Keynes, you look as if America
agreed with you, and I see they have been interviewing you already.
Well, that's our way here. Why, when Reginald Armstrong gave his
equestrian party down at Port Washington last week, I assure you there
was a string of our newspaper men a quarter of a mile long waiting to
see him.'
The curious shrillness of talk peculiar to America sounded loud in the
restaurant as they made their sidling way by crowded tables toward one
of the windows looking on the street.
'Equestrian party?' asked Mrs. Massington. 'What is that?'
'Tell them, Reginald,' said Mrs. Palmer. 'Why, it tickled me to death,
your equestrian party. Mrs. Massington, those are blue points. You must
eat them. Tell them, Reginald.'
'Well, my stable was burned down last fall,' said he, 'and I've
been building a new one. So I determined to open it in some kind of
characteristic way.'
'His own idea,' said Mrs. Palmer in a loud aside to Bertie. 'He's one
of our brightest young men; you'll see a lot of him.'
'So I thought,' continued Mr. Armstrong, 'that I'd give a stable
party--make everyone dress as grooms. But then the ladies objected to
dressing as grooms. I'm sure I don't know why. I should have thought
they'd have liked to show their figures. But some objected. Mrs. Palmer
objected. I don't know why she objected--looking at her--but she did
object.'
Mrs. Palmer smiled.
'Isn't he lovely?' she said loudly across the table to Mrs. Massington.
'Well, she objected,' again continued Mr. Armstrong; 'and when Mrs.
Palmer objects, she objects. She said she wouldn't come. So I had to
think of something else. And it occurred to me that the best thing we
could do was to have dinner on horseback in the stables.'
He paused a moment.
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