The Relentless CityBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Relentless City
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
British -- United States -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Upper class -- Fiction
'Well, that dinner was a success,' he said. 'I say it was a success,
and I'm modest too. I had fifty tables made, fitting on to the horses'
shoulders, and we all sat on horseback, and ate our dinners in the new
stables. Fifty of us in a big circle with the horses' heads pointing
inwards, and simultaneously the horses ate their dinner out of a big
circular manger. And that dinner has been talked about for a week, and
it 'll be talked about till next week. Next week Mrs. Palmer gives a
party, and my dinner will be as forgotten as what Adam and Eve had for
tea when they were turned out of Paradise.'
'No, don't tell them,' screamed Mrs. Palmer. 'Reginald, if you tell
them, I shall never forgive you.'
'Please don't, then, Mr. Armstrong,' said Sybil. 'I should hate it if
you were never forgiven. Besides, I like surprises. I should have loved
your dinner; I think it was too unkind of you to have given it before I
came. Or else it is unkind of you to have told me about it now that it
is over.'
She laughed with genuine amusement.
'Bertie, is it not heavenly?' she said. 'We think of that sort of thing
sometimes in England. Do you remember the paper ball? But we so seldom
do it. And did it all go beautifully? Did not half fall off their
horses?'
'Well, Mrs. Palmer's husband, Lewis S., he wouldn't get on a
real horse,' he said. 'He said that he was endangering too many
shareholders. So I got a wooden horse for him, and had it covered with
gold-leaf.'
'Lewis on a rocking-horse!' screamed his wife. 'I died--I just died!'
'Luckily, she had a resurrection,' said Mr. Armstrong; 'otherwise I
should never have forgiven myself. But you did laugh, you did laugh,'
he said.
Mrs. Palmer probably did. Certainly she did now.
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