The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Remarkable History of Sir Thomas Upmore, bart., M.P., formerly known as "Tommy Upmore"
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; Satire
"Well, I do feel it hard upon me," dear mother answered, "to be losing
him again; almost before he has had time to get into gray mourning for
his uncle. But his dear father's foremost principle was,--and he was
putting by money, to support it--that Tommy should go into Parliament,
and speak up courageously for the boiling interest. It is useless to
hope that Jack Windsor could do it, even if there were no other
children; he can count sixpennyworth of halfpence; but if you ask him
why, he stares at you. But Tommy is always as pat with an answer, as a
Cheap-jack, or a Prime-minister; and sometimes more than he should say
to the mother, that brought him up, and fermented him. And now it seems
a Providence, Sir Roland, to speak without offence to any one, that he
should be M.A. and M.P., without paying anything at all expensive; and
make the one defend the other, against the people his dear father could
never put up with, though many times they promised him their custom."
"And never gave it, I'll answer for that," Sir Roland replied most
truly. "Tommy, you have heard what your kind mother says; and I hope
you will carry out her principles; all of which are of the very highest
order."
This settled everything; and next day, my dear mother packed me up,
without more than one tear on the top of my shirts, about which she was
most particular. But she looked at me very hard, when she had finished;
and said--
"Why, mercy on me, child, what a fidget you have become, about your
clothes! When you used to go to Oxford, the trouble always was, to get
you to look twice into your chest of drawers. But now, one would think,
that your own mother knew nothing about what is fit for you to wear!
There is something going on down there, I do believe, that you don't
think fit to trust me with. I have always understood that those voters
of the public are very crafty people, to have to deal with. And they
make you promise almost anything they like. Now, don't you go, and
promise to marry any of their daughters, without consulting me about it.
You are a great catch now, and entitled to look high. Now, bear my words
in mind, although I see that you don't mean to tell me anything. You are
just like your father, when it comes to that."
For I felt, that I had no right to tell her a word about Laura
Twentifold, until I knew more; and it would have been more than I could
bear to have the matter lightly spoken of, and constantly referred to,
as a common love-affair; while to me it was so deep, and sacred. And I
knew, that she would hurry off at once to Mrs. Windsor, and perhaps Mrs.
Chumps, to have a good talk over it; which would have been to me a
dreadful profanation. So I made her mind comfortable, and then departed.
CHAPTER XXXVI.
VOTE FOR TOMMY!
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