"You're right, Dr. Muxky," responded the sympathetic landlady. "When I
saw as clear as clear that that poor creature was going the way of all
flesh--which is grass, and also dust and ashes--and knew I'd got those
Miss Twillows in the drawing-rooms, you might have knocked me down
with a feather. Nervous is nothing to what the Miss Twillows is;
and coming regular from Peckham for the sea-bathing now five
years, regular as the month of July comes round; and giving no
trouble, through bringing their own maid; and stopping on all
September,--without perambulators in the passage, and children's
boots, which after being filled with sand will _not_ take the
polish,--their leaving would be a loss to me which--"
Mrs. Bush stopped suddenly in her harangue, as the drawing-room door,
by which they were standing, was cautiously opened, and an elderly
female head was slowly protruded. It was a large head, and yet it had
what is called a "skimpy" character. What little hair there was on it
was of a mixed pepper-and-salt kind of colour, and gathered into two
large roll-curls, one on either side of the head, in front, and into a
thin wisp behind. In this wisp was stuck a comb, pendent from which
was a little bit of black lace. The features could not be defined, as
the lower part of the face was entirely hidden in a handkerchief held
to the nose, exhaling pungent vinegar. Mr. Muxky stared a little at
this apparition--stared more when the head wagged and the mouth
opened, and the word "Doctor?" was uttered in interrogative accent.
Then Mr. Muxky, beginning to perceive how the land lay, said in his
softest tones: "Yes, my dear madam, I _am_ the doctor."
The head dropped again, and again the lips opened. "Fever?" was what
they said this time, while a skinny hand at the end of a skinny arm
made itself manifest, pointing upwards.
"Fever," repeated Mr. Muxky, "that has removed our poor friend
upstairs--nothing of the sort, my dear madam, I can assure you;
nothing but--"
"Not smallpox?--don't say it's smallpox!" This from another voice, the
owner of which was in the background, unseen. "O, Hannah, does he say
it's smallpox?"
"He don't say anything of the kind, Miss Twillow," interposed Mrs.
Bush; "knowing that in the midst of life we are in death, specially
sitting in hot suns without our hats on the tops of stage-coaches, and
to say nothing of too much to drink. You've never been inconvenienced
since you've been in this house, have you, m'm? and you won't be now.
It isn't my fault, I'm sure; nor yet Dr. Muxky's; and, considering all
things, not a great put-out, though doubtless upsetting to the
nerves."
"That's just the point, Mrs. Bush," said Mr. Muxky, who was not going
to lose the chance; "nothing to fear; but yet, some temperaments so
constituted that--like the Æolian harp--the--the slightest breath of
fright has an effect on them. If my poor services now could be of any
use--"
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