The Romantic Adventures of a MilkmaidHardy, Thomas
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The Romantic Adventures of a Milkmaid
Hardy, Thomas
Women agricultural laborers -- Fiction
‘Two months ago I formed one of the band at the Yeomanry Ball given by
Lord Toneborough in the next county. I saw that young lady dancing the
polka there in robes of gauze and lace. Now I see her carry a cheese!’
‘Never!’ said Jim incredulously.
‘But I do not mistake. I say it is so!’
Jim ridiculed the idea; the bandsman protested, and was about to lose his
temper, when Jim gave in with the good-nature of a person who can afford
to despise opinions; and the musician went his way.
As he dwindled out of sight Jim began to think more carefully over what
he had said. The young man’s thoughts grew quite to an excitement, for
there came into his mind the Baron’s extraordinary kindness in regard to
furniture, hitherto accounted for by the assumption that the nobleman had
taken a fancy to him. Could it be, among all the amazing things of life,
that the Baron was at the bottom of this mischief; and that he had amused
himself by taking Margery to a ball?
Doubts and suspicions which distract some lovers to imbecility only
served to bring out Jim’s great qualities. Where he trusted he was the
most trusting fellow in the world; where he doubted he could be guilty of
the slyest strategy. Once suspicious, he became one of those subtle,
watchful characters who, without integrity, make good thieves; with a
little, good jobbers; with a little more, good diplomatists. Jim was
honest, and he considered what to do.
Retracing his steps, he peeped again. She had gone in; but she would
soon reappear, for it could be seen that she was carrying little new
cheeses one by one to a spring-cart and horse tethered outside the
gate—her grandmother, though not a regular dairywoman, still managing a
few cows by means of a man and maid. With the lightness of a cat Jim
crept round to the gate, took a piece of chalk from his pocket, and wrote
upon the boarding ‘The Baron.’ Then he retreated to the other side of
the garden where he had just watched Margery.
In due time she emerged with another little cheese, came on to the
garden-door, and glanced upon the chalked words which confronted her.
She started; the cheese rolled from her arms to the ground, and broke
into pieces like a pudding.
She looked fearfully round, her face burning like sunset, and, seeing
nobody, stooped to pick up the flaccid lumps. Jim, with a pale face,
departed as invisibly as he had come. He had proved the bandsman’s tale
to be true. On his way back he formed a resolution. It was to beard the
lion in his den—to call on the Baron.
Meanwhile Margery had recovered her equanimity, and gathered up the
broken cheese. But she could by no means account for the handwriting.
Jim was just the sort of fellow to play her such a trick at ordinary
times, but she imagined him to be far too incensed against her to do it
now; and she suddenly wondered if it were any sort of signal from the
Baron himself.
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