The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Schoolmistress: A Farce in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
A lady! What lady? [_Miss Dyott appears at the window. She is in
the gorgeous dress of an opera-bouffe Queen, with a flaxen wig much
disarranged and a crown on one side. Recoiling. _] Caroline!
MISS DYOTT.
[_Entering and taking him by the collar._] Come down! [_She drags him
towards the window._]
END OF THE SECOND ACT.
THE THIRD ACT
_The scene is a well-furnished, tastefully decorated morning-room in the
house of Admiral Rankling. At the further end of the room there are
two double doors facing each other, one with glazed panels opening to a
conservatory, the other to a dark room. There are also two doors near to
the pillars that support an archway spanning the room. All is darkness
save for a faint glow from the fire, and a blue light coming through the
conservatory windows._
_Peggy, dressed as before, enters quietly, looking about her._
PEGGY.
[_In a whisper._] Where have I got to now, I wonder? What a dreadful
wilderness of a house to wander about in, in the dark, all alone.
Oh, for the daylight! [_Looking at her watch._] Half-past six. Why,
gracious! here's a spark of fire! Oh, joy! [_She goes down on her knees,
and replenishes the fire with coal from the scuttle. The door opens, and
Gwendoline peeps in._]
GWENDOLINE.
[_In a whisper._] What room is this? [_Entering noiselessly._] Will the
day never break? [_Frightened, and retreating as Peggy makes a noise
blowing up the fire._] Oh!
PEGGY.
[_Frightened._] Oh! Who is that? [_Looking around._] Gwendoline!
GWENDOLINE.
Peggy!
PEGGY.
Are you wandering about too?
GWENDOLINE.
Yes. I can't sleep--can you?
PEGGY.
[_Shivering._] Sleep? no. As if I could sleep in a strange bed in a
strange house, in one of Admiral Rankling's night-gowns. You didn't
meet any daylight on the stairs, did you? [_Another door opens, and
Ermyntrude enters noiselessly._]
GWENDOLINE.
[_Clinging to Peggy._] Oh, look there!
ERMYNTRUDE.
[_In a whisper._] I wonder where I am now.
PEGGY.
Ermyntrude!
ERMYNTRUDE.
[_Clinging to a chair._] Ah!
PEGGY.
Be quiet! It's we--it's us--it's her and me! Oh, my grammar's going now!
ERMYNTRUDE.
Can't you girls get to sleep?
GWENDOLINE.
I should think not.
PEGGY.
There wasn't any daylight in your room when you came down, was there?
ERMYNTRUDE.
I thought I saw a glimmer through the window on the first floor landing.
PEGGY.
Ah, perhaps that's some of yesterday's. I know! I've made up the fire;
let us bivouac here till daybreak. Two by the fire, and take it in turns
for the sofa. [_Picking up a bearskin rug and carrying it to the sofa._]
Who's first for the sofa?
GWENDOLINE.
Ermyntrude.
ERMYNTRUDE.
Gwendoline.
PEGGY.
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