The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery IllustratedTaplin, William
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The Æsculapian Labyrinth Explored; Or, Medical Mystery Illustrated
Taplin, William
Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pharmacists -- Early works to 1800; Physicians -- Early works to 1800
You may perhaps start some doubts, (or conscientious qualms may arise)
how these appearances are to be supported in the infancy of business,
without any great personal property to sanction or justify the attempt;
in such diffidence you perfectly display, not only your pusillanimity,
but want of knowledge and experience; for certainly out of the
above description of females, who will constantly pay court to your
consequence, and by a _thousand modes_ solicit your attention, surely
some one of the _best possessions_ may be obtained, whose _fortune_,
and advantage of family connection, may answer your most sanguine
expectations: but should _fate_ conspire against you in both _business
and marriage_, you will have the consolation of having made _a bold
push_, and failing in the attempt, you only become a fashionable
adventurer, and gratefully pay your creditors _nothing in the pound_.
Having gone through a chain of circumstances and instructions,
necessary for the support of your _public_ appearance, it will be
naturally expected I shall revert to the modes of behaviour that are to
constitute your _private_ character, in the professional transactions
that you conclude will daily occur. First, let it be your constant
observance to be equally reserved and difficult of access—whenever
your opinion is required, even in your own shop, appear there with
tedious reluctance, as if privacies of the utmost consequence prevented
your earlier attendance; this will not only add to your medical weight,
but raise your reputation for _good breeding_ and intercourse with the
polite world; for it is universally known, none but the inferior orders
are introduced to each other without ceremony; it would be therefore
highly ridiculous in you to practise a mode of behaviour in use only
with the lowest classes of mankind.
Never leave home without letting your horse be held long enough at the
door to be observed by the surrounding neighbours; the most trifling
indication of business is a point in your favour, and ought by no
means to be omitted. By the invariable good effect of which rule, no
messenger whatever should arrive from the country for medicines, but he
must be detained _as long as possible_; his preparations should never
be ready when called for; on the contrary, his horse should be hung
or held at the door for half an hour at least; a double advantage is
derived from this necessary caution—the horse at the door will prove a
striking object to the public, and the messenger will assure the family
you attend, that, nothing but your great hurry occasioned the delay in
his return.
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