We suppose you embarking in a sea of spirited opposition, with your competitors, for professional celebrity, and decorating your place of residence in the most applicable stile to attract attention. To effect this, let your exterior apartments be ornamented with the _busts_ of _ancients_ you _never read_, and _portraits_ of _moderns_ that you _never knew_. These form an excellent combination to excite the admiration and report of those who have occasion to court the assistance of your extensive abilities.—To gradually heighten which surprize, your interior (or _audit room_) must be a perfect _Golgotha_.—A proficiency in the science of _osteology_, must be powerfully impressed upon the senses of the trembling visitors, by a _profusion_ of _skeletons_ in different states; let the awfulness of the scene be rendered still more striking, by a variety of subjects suspended in spirits, interspersed with singular _anatomical and injected preparations_, both wet and dry; giving to the whole additional force by the introduction of a “_few ill shaped fishes_,” as the finishing stroke to a well formed plan of _chirurgical ostentation_. Remember to let the _certificates_ of your professional qualifications, from your different _lecturing tutors_, be so placed (in elegant frames) as to meet the eye in a conspicuous direction; lest that part of your patients, who condescend to visit you in this gloomy recess, should have reason to conclude you a _consummate dunce_ and most _illiterate booby_, if these learned professors had not done your friends the favour to “_certify_” to the contrary: and this they always _chearfully_ do, rather than have it imagined they have eased you of a part of your property, without doing you any _real service_.