The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social WarBramah, Ernest
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The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social War
Bramah, Ernest
Dystopias -- Fiction; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
"Seems to take all right too," admitted Mr Hammet. "I was offered a
level dollar by a friend of mine the other day that you had over half a
million members. I took it in a sporting spirit, because I know that
half a million needs a lot of raking in, and I put it at rather less
myself--but, of course, as you are close about it we can never settle
up." Half a million, it may be observed, was everybody's property, as an
estimate on "excellent authority."
"We don't publish figures, as a matter of fact," admitted Salt
half-reluctantly, "but I don't know why there should be any very
particular secret about it----"
"Oh, every office has its cupboards and its skeletons," said Mr Hammet
generously. "But if one could see inside," he added with a knowing look,
"I think that I should win."
"No," exclaimed Salt suddenly. "I don't mind telling you in confidence.
We have passed the half million: passed it last--well, some time ago."
"Lucky for me that it is in confidence," remarked the pressman with a
grimace, "or I should have to pay up. What is the exact figure, then?"
he ventured carelessly.
"No one could quite tell you that," replied Salt, equally off-hand.
"Six hundred thousand?" suggested Mr Hammet.
"Oh, that is a considerable advance,--a hundred thousand," admitted Salt
with transparent disappointment. It is not pleasant when you have
impressed your man to have him expecting too much the next minute.
"I was thinking of the old Buttercup League," said Mr Hammet. "You took
the remains over, lock, stock, and barrel, I believe?"
"Yes, all that would come. Half belonged to your party really, and half
of the remainder were children. What an organisation that was in its
time! A million and a half!" The smart young newspaper man noted Mr
Salt's open admiration for these figures. It convinced him that the
newer League was not yet within measurable distance of half that total.
"And in the end it did--what?" he remarked.
Salt was bound to apologise. "What is there to do, after all?" he
admitted. "What can you do but keep your people together, show them
where their interest lies, and wait?"
"And rake in the shekels?" suggested Mr Hammet airily.
"Oh, that!" agreed Salt a little uneasily. "Of course one has to look
after the finances."
"Ra-ther," agreed Mr Hammet. "Wish I had the job. Do you smoke here as a
general thing?"
"Oh yes," replied Salt, who never did. "Try one of these."
"Fairish cigars. Better than you'd find in the old man's private box up
at our show," was the verdict. "But then we haven't a revenue of half a
million."
"Of course I rely on you not to say anything about our numbers," said
the secretary anxiously.
The visitor made a reassuring gesture, expressive of inviolable secrecy.
"Though I suppose you have to make a return for income-tax purposes," he
mused. "My aunt! what an item you must have!"
"No," replied Salt. "We do not pay anything."
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