The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social WarBramah, Ernest
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The Secret of the League: The Story of a Social War
Bramah, Ernest
Dystopias -- Fiction; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
Mr Hammet stared in incredulous surprise. "How do you manage to work
it?" he demanded familiarly. "You don't mean that they have forgotten
you?"
"No; it's quite simple," explained Salt. "Your friends made the funds
and incomes of Trades Unions sacred against claims and taxes of every
kind a few years ago, and we rank as a Trade Union."
"Don't call them my friends, please God," exclaimed Mr Hammet with
ingratiating disloyalty. "I work as in a house of bondage. You don't
publish any balance-sheet, by the way, do you?"
"No, we don't see why we should let every one know how the money is
being spent. No matter how economically things are carried on there are
always some who want to interfere."
"Especially if they sampled your weeds," suggested the visitor
pleasantly. "Pretty snug cribs you must have, but that's not my
business. Between ourselves, what does Sir John draw a year?"
"Nothing," protested Salt eagerly, too eagerly. "As President of the
League he does not receive a penny."
Sharp Mr Hammet, who prided himself upon being a terror for exposures
and on having a record of seven flagrant cases of contempt of court,
read the secretary's eagerness like an open book. "But then there are
Committees, Sub-committees, Executives, Emergency Funds, and what not,"
he pointed out, "and our unpaid League President may be Chairman of one,
and Secretary of another, and Grand Master of a third with a royal
salary from each, eh? Can you assure me----"
"Oh, well; of course," admitted Salt, cornered beyond prevarication,
"that is a private matter that has to do with the officials of the
League alone. But you may take it from me that every one in these
offices earns his salary whatever it may be."
Mr Hammet smiled his polite acquiescence broadly.
"Same here, changing the scene of action to Stonecutter Street," he
commented. "Do you happen to know how Sir John came to start this
affair? Well, Tagg M.P. met Miss Hampden once and wanted to marry her.
He called on Sir John, who received him about as warmly as a shoulder of
Canterbury lamb even before he knew what his business was. When he did
know, he gave such an exhibition of sheet lightning that Tagg, who is
really a very level-headed young fellow in general, completely lost his
nerve and tried to dazzle him into consenting, by offering him a safe
seat in the Huddersfield division and a small place in the Government if
he'd consent to put up as a bracketted Imperialist hyphened Socialist.
Then the old man kicked Tagg out of the house, and swore to do the same
with his Government within three years. At least that's what I heard
about the time, but very likely there isn't a word of truth in it;" a
tolerably safe inference on Mr Hammet's part, as, in point of fact, he
had concocted Mr Tagg's romance on the spur of the moment.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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