The Seven ConundrumsOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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The Seven Conundrums
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
I stared at him like a booby, for I was never a believer in miracles.
The quiver on Rose's lips was almost pathetic, for like all
sweet-natured women she was an optimist to the last degree. Leonard, I
could see, shared my incredulity. The thing didn't seem possible, for
although he was obviously a man of means, and although his manner was
convincing and there was a smile upon his lips, Mr. Richard Thomson did
not look in the least like a philanthropist.
"Come, come," the latter continued, "mine is a serious offer. Are you
afraid that I shall need payment for my help and hospitality? What more
could you have to give than the souls you proffered so freely as I came
in?"
"You can have mine," Leonard assured him hastily.
"Mine also is at your service," I told him. "The only trouble seems to
be to reduce it to a negotiable medium."
"We will make that a subject of discussion later on," our new friend
declared. "Mr. Lister," he added, turning to me, "may I take it for
granted that you are the business head of this enterprise? How do you
stand?"
I choked down the pitiful remnants of my pride and answered him frankly.
"We are in the worst plight three human beings could possibly find
themselves in. We've played here for six nights, and we haven't taken
enough money to pay for the lighting. We owe the bill at our lodgings,
we haven't a scrap of food, a scrap of drink, a scrap of tobacco, a
scrap of credit. We've nothing to pawn, and Drummond outside wants four
pounds."
"That settles it," our visitor declared curtly. "Follow me."
We obeyed him dumbly. It is my belief that we should have obeyed any one
helplessly at that moment, whether they had ordered us to set fire to
the place or to stand on our heads. We saw Drummond go off into the
darkness, gripping in his hand unexpected money, and followed our guide
across the windy space which led to the brilliantly lit front of the
Grand Hotel, whose luxurious portals we passed for the first time. We
had a tangled impression of bowing servants, an amiable lift man, a
short walk along a carpeted corridor, a door thrown open, a comfortable
sitting room and a blazing fire, a round table laid for four, a
sideboard set out with food, and gold-foiled bottles of champagne. A
waiter bustled in after us and set down a tureen of smoking hot soup.
"You needn't wait," our host ordered, taking off his mackintosh and
straightening his black evening bow in the glass. "Miss Mindel, allow me
to take your jacket. Sit on this side of the table, near the fire; you
there, Cotton, and you opposite me, Lister. We will just start the
proceedings so," he went on, cutting the wires of a bottle of champagne
and pouring out its contents. "A little soup first, eh, and then I'll
carve. Miss Mindel--gentlemen--your very good health. I drink to our
better acquaintance."
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