The Seven ConundrumsOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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The Seven Conundrums
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
Rose's hand shook and I could see that she was on the verge of tears. It
is my belief that nothing but our host's matter-of-fact manner saved
her at that moment from a breakdown. Leonard and I, too, made our poor
little efforts at unsentimental cheerfulness.
"If this is hell," the former declared, eyeing the chickens hungrily,
"I'm through with earth."
"Drink your wine, Rose," I advised, raising my own glass, "and remember
the mummers' philosophy."
Rose wiped away the tears, emptied her glass of champagne and smiled.
"Nothing in the world," she declared fervently, "ever smelt or tasted so
good as this soup."
The psychological effect of food, wine, warmth and tobacco upon three
gently nurtured but half-starved human beings became even more evident
at a later stage in the evening. Its immediate manifestations, however,
were little short of remarkable. For my part, I forgot entirely the
agony of the last few weeks, and realised once more with complacent
optimism the adventurous possibilities of our vagabond life. Leonard,
with flushed cheeks, a many times refilled glass, and a big cigar in
the corner of his mouth, had without the slightest doubt completely
forgotten the misery of having to try and be funny on an empty stomach
to an insufficient audience. With a little colour in her cheeks, a smile
once more upon her lips, and a sparkle in her grey eyes, Rose was once
more herself, the most desirable and attractive young woman in the world
as, alas! both Leonard and I had discovered. The only person who
remained unmoved, either by the bounty he was dispensing or by the wine
and food of which he also partook, was the giver of the feast.
Sphinxlike, at times almost saturnine looking, his eyes taking frequent
and restless note of us, his mouth, with its queer upward curve, a
constant puzzle, he remained as mysterious a benefactor when the meal
was finished as when he had made his ominous appearance behind the stage
at the framework theatre. He was an attentive although a silent host. It
was never apparent that his thoughts were elsewhere, and I, watching him
more closely, perhaps, than the other two, realised that most of the
time he was living in a world of his own, in which we three guests were
very small puppets indeed.
Cigars were lit, chairs were drawn around the fire, Rose was installed
on a superlatively comfortable couch, with a box of cigarettes at her
elbow, and her favourite liqueur, untasted for many weeks, at her side.
"Let me try your wits," our host proposed, a little abruptly. "Tell me
your life history in as few words as possible. Mr. Lister? Tabloid form,
if you please?"
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