The sexagenarian; or, the recollections of a literary life (Volume 2 of 2) — John Shaqi
The sexagenarian; or, the recollections of a literary life (Volume 2 of 2)Beloe, William
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The sexagenarian; or, the recollections of a literary life (Volume 2 of 2)
Beloe, William
Authors, English; Beloe, William, 1756-1817; English literature -- Anecdotes
Among other peculiarities and contradictions which marked Wilkes’s
character, was a passion he had for collecting bibles, of which he
had certainly obtained a great number of curious editions. But he was
nevertheless consistent in his profligacy, and whenever the subject of
religion or scripture was introduced, treated both with the keenest
ridicule.
He called one morning upon a friend who resided in a very close and
retired situation in the city, but who had a small opening before his
house, of a few yards square, and two plants, which once looked like
lilacs, in large tubs, adorned his windows. Men were employed in painting
the outside of the house. “Brother,” said Wilkes to his friend, “suffer
me to plead in behalf of these two poor lilacs in the tubs; pray let them
be painted too.”
Wilkes was particularly fond of the society of learned men, though not by
any means profoundly erudite himself. On some distinguished Greek scholar
being named to him, he expressed a great desire to have his acquaintance.
“Pray make me know him,” says Wilkes, “and tell him I should very much
like pergræcari[1] with him.” To which the person alluded to would have
made no kind of objection.
There were other broken and unfinished scraps in the Manuscript about
Wilkes, which in appearance were intended to revive the recollection of
circumstances to be detailed at some hour of leisure. There is, however,
this remark at the end.
Wilkes was of that distinguished eminence for facetiousness and humour,
it may indeed be said for wit, that it was the fashion of the day to
ascribe any very striking and popular bon mot to him, and about the time
of his disappearing from the stage, to him or Jekyll. They have both, in
all probability, had the reputation of saying what neither of them ever
uttered; though both were eminently distinguished for saying naturally
and unaffectedly innumerable good things.
A few of these children of questionable parentage are preserved. No
matter to which of the above, or to whom, they belong.
Querist.—Where, observed a Roman Catholic, in warm dispute with
a Protestant, where was your religion before Luther?
Q. Did you wash your face this morning?
A. Yes.
Q. Where was your face before it was washed?
* * * * *
I wish you at the devil, said somebody to Wilkes.
I don’t wish you there.
Why.
Because I never wish to meet you again.
* * * * *
Where the devil do you come from? said Wilkes, to a beggar in
the Isle of Wight.
From the devil.
What is there going on there?
Much the same as here.
What’s that?
The rich taken in, and the poor kept out.
The following may with greater probability be assigned to Jekyll than to
Wilkes.
Your friend N. is married.
To whom?
The tall Miss G.
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