The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)Hogg, James
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The Shepherd's Calendar. Volume I (of II)
Hogg, James
Country life -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Rural poor -- Fiction; Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Shepherds -- Fiction
"Aih, Jock lad, I hae brought you a grand ane this time! Ye will clank
the shears ower her, and be the first done o' them a'!"
"My truly, Jessy, but ye hae gi'en me ane! I declare the beast is woo
to the cloots and the een holes; and afore I get the fleece broken up,
the rest will be done. Ah, Jessy, Jessy! ye're working for a mischief
the day; and ye'll maybe get it."
"She's a braw sonsie sheep, Jock. I ken ye like to hae your arms weel
filled. She'll amaist fill them as weel as Tibby Tod."
"There's for it now! there's for it! What care I for Tibby Tod, dame?
Ye are the most jealous elf, Jessy, that ever drew coat ower head. But
wha was't that sat half a night at the side of a grey stane wi' a
crazy cooper? And wha was't that gae the poor precentor the whiskings,
and reduced a' his sharps to downright flats? An ye cast up Tibby Tod
ony mair to me, I'll tell something that will gar thae wild een reel
i' your head, Mistress Jessy."
"Wow, Jock, but I'm unco wae for ye now. Poor fellow! It's really very
hard usage! If ye canna clip the ewe, man, gie me her, and I'll tak
her to anither; for I canna bide to see ye sae sair put about. I winna
bring ye anither Tibby Tod the day, take my word on it. The neist
shall be a real May Henderson o' Firthhope-cleuch--ane, ye ken, wi'
lang legs, and a good lamb at her fit."
"Gudesake, lassie, haud your tongue, and dinna affront baith yoursell
and me. Ye are fit to gar ane's cheek burn to the bane. I'm fairly
quashed, and daurna say anither word. Let us therefore hae let-a-be
for let-a-be, which is good bairns's greement, till after the close o'
the day sky; and then I'll tell ye my mind."
"Ay, but whilk o' your minds will ye tell me, Jock? For ye will be in
five or six different anes afore that time. Ane, to ken your mind, wad
need to be tauld it every hour o' the day, and then cast up the
account at the year's end. But how wad she settle it then, Jock? I
fancy she wad hae to multiply ilk year's minds by dozens, and divide
by four, and then we a' ken what wad be the quotient."
"Aih wow, sirs! heard ever ony o' ye the like o' that? For three
things the sheep-fauld is disquieted, and there are four which it
cannot bear."
"And what are they, Jock?"
"A witty wench, a woughing dog, a waukit-woo'd wedder, and a pair o'
shambling shears."
After this manner did the gleesome chat go on, now that the surly
goodman had withdrawn from the scene. But this was but one couple;
every pair being engaged according to their biasses, and after their
kind--some settling the knotty points of divinity; others telling
auld-warld stories about persecutions, forays, and fairy raids; and
some whispering, in half sentences, the soft breathings of pastoral
love.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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