The Shriek: A Satirical BurlesqueSomerville, Charles
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The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque
Somerville, Charles
Hull, E. M. (Edith Maude). Sheik -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Satire
As it finally came right up close the vim of Verbeena's interest grew
somewhat vitiated. There were twenty camels and a big bunch of
horsemen, and proximity proved that they were bathed in sunlight
alone. Several of the camels halted and knelt and a dozen figures
jounced down from the palanquins whose curtains hadn't been changed
that Spring. The figures she knew to be those of Sahara ladies.
"How about this outfit, Queen?" asked Musty Ale.
"Nope--don't care about 'em."
"Good as any other, your majesty."
"That's what I get for paying you a flat rate for this job!" cried
Verbeena fiercely, truculently. "You want to have it over as quickly
as possible. Why, that caravan is going straight back to Biscuit! You
know very well that it's a month for me in the desert or nothing. I
went all over it with you about six thousand times. Nothing under a
month will do and it will not be until we have traveled six days deep
on this old sandcarpet, Musty, you brass-faced blurb, before I'll
begin looking about for more permanent arrangements. What a ninny I
was to have paid you two dollars in advance!"
O'er the swart features of the under Shereef shot a spasm of anger.
But he dodged a cigarette butt with fine skill and masked his feelings
under glinting eyes.
"Give my compliments to that grimy-looking outfit," said Verbeena
tartly, "and let's step along."
[Illustration: MUSTY ALE, A LOW, UNSCRUPULOUS FELLOW.]
"#$%&) )$""&&&%***'!!!!" (Chesty Redhead!) murmured Musty Ale when he
was well out of range.
Suddenly a white figure, big as a circus tent and looking the same,
detached itself from the other roughriders, whirled up to Musty and
the black whiskers of this new demon parted widely showing a very
superior set of sharply pointed white fangs.
"_Hollerwoller, hippolo, jazzamarabi zop zing!_"
"I wouldn't care if you did," replied Musty promptly. "How much?"
"Eighty-six beans!" said the big feller. And before the other's eyes
he bobbed a large goatskin purse which jingled.
"Marks or francs?"
"O, my well-known Allah! Better'n 'nat! American pennies! How's that
hippolohit yer?"
"Gimme that bag! She's yours."
Musty Ale shoved the coin of treachery next to a half loaf of bread
under his sandy jelab.
As the other wheeled his magnificent charger to spur it to a violent
gallop, Musty suddenly called:
"_Hup!_" (Halt!)
"What?"
"She likes to be called 'Queen.'"
"And who is she that I--but thanks for the tip. Allah keep the fleas
off you, me lad."
"Thanks yourself," answered Musty, "although he never has yet."
But the white circus tent on the plunging black beastie was already
far away.
CHAPTER IV
Verbeena had thought when Musty Ale held back to have a talk with the
large gentleman in the white wrappings her sulky retainer was
doubtless obeying her order to tell the person who seemed to be the
Admiral Beattie of the desert ships, that in the matter of her joining
his particular caravan there would be nothing the whatsoever doing.
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