The Shriek: A Satirical BurlesqueSomerville, Charles
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The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque
Somerville, Charles
Hull, E. M. (Edith Maude). Sheik -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Satire
She was very much annoyed therefore to discover that this man in the
prominently large turban had evidently refused to take Musty's word
for it and meant to talk the matter over with her in person. It would
seem so. His black horse--Verbie could see it was no dog--was doing
about 1,59-1/2 in her direction.
There might be a whole lot that Verbeena did not know about the other
sex.
But she was fully cognizant what Arabic bargaining meant. Starting to
dicker at one in the afternoon of a perfect day in June one continued
to the following Shrove Tuesday.
They always had as much to say about a shilling purchase as Joseph
Conrad did about Lord Jim.
We who have witnessed the scene of tragic treachery against her on the
part of Musty Ale in conspiracy with the hard rider now abaft the
oasis in the rapidly diminishing offing, must tremble now for Verbeena
Mayonnaise. Although even we cannot as yet suspect the half of what is
coming to her.
And of all persons Verbeena!
So unprepared, untrained and sure to be boyishly baffled at finding
herself the object and victim of a large consignment of fiery, wild,
untamed, hectic and rrrrrrred-hot desert passion now being swiftly
shipped to her on horseback.
The sun was beating relentlessly on the roof of Verbeena's white
helmet and she did not propose to wait and let this big goof attempt
to sell her any fake rugs, bangles, beads or poor caravan
accommodations.
She gave the spurs, therefore, right heartily to her beloved steed
and he proceeded to cut down a large section of the Sahara ahead.
Let Musty and his gang follow. Unquestionably this person on his way
toward her would have sufficient Oriental subtlety to take the hint.
He would doubtless rein up his horse and save oats.
But--there was a loud crack of a whip behind her.
Verbeena was very much astonished when her noble Berb, Al Dobbin,
stopped nearly dead in his tracks, stood up on his hind legs and did
some waltz steps.
During the whirl she noticed that the big white chap was still coming
toward her.
She gave Al Dobbin the spurs again and once more he moved into a fast
gallop over the dunes.
Again the whip cracked behind her! And again! (Two cracks.)
Al Dobbin stood on his hind legs neatly and pawed gracefully.
Plainly he was bidding for a lump of sugar.
And all she could possibly have offered him was a cigarette!
Once more Verbeena spurred him to a start.
"A blooming circus creature," she gasped, "and in pursuit must be his
trainer. And where the deuce is Musty? He must have stolen this fancy
ballet horse from the husky white ulster now so rapidly approaching!
The rotter! I suspected Musty from the first but didn't care to
mention it to Tawdry. Wisht I had! Still, when one adventures,
why----"
Crack! Crack! Crack! (Three cracks.)
Immediately Al Dobbin knelt to pray.
Verbeena, not knowing the signals, smacked her helmet hard against the
desert of Sahara, matted her curls and stretched motionless, a lighted
cigarette in her hand.
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