The Shriek: A Satirical BurlesqueSomerville, Charles
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The Shriek: A Satirical Burlesque
Somerville, Charles
Hull, E. M. (Edith Maude). Sheik -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Satire
He permitted his mind to careen woefully regarding the secret Verbeena
was withholding. Something had made her very happy and as he felt
nothing to boast of in this regard he wondered incontinently. But in
his growing emotion concerning one who could not only chase him but
his greatest enemy at the very sight of her, the Sheik allowed himself
a sharp, sobbing intake of breath.
At the same time no other sign escaped him of the hell he was
enduring. She might not like it.
But he couldn't keep his mind off Verbeena for the distant howlings of
jackals came closer and closer.
Still, as between the two, he certainly liked her best.
And what was this secret that had sent her gamboling high among the
palm trees?
He had asked her and she wouldn't tell. His soul, his mind and heart
hammered, stirred, tintinnabulated and undulated to find out.
Little he knew then that vouchsafement as to this might have been
regarded generally as pretty closely to hand.
CHAPTER XII
It was a Monday morning about two months later and the Sheik was
helping Hulda hang out the wash in the back of the Big Tent, his soul
pondering in trepidation, even worry as one might say, regarding what
Verbeena was contemplating, what she was ruminating with such open
evidences of liking it, in her masterful, little, red-capped noodle.
Fear suddenly clutched him clamorously by the heart.
It rang in his brain--ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling-a-ling!
They were now stopping at the Sahara Golf club oasis which is really a
mere suburb of Orange, very popular because the golf club oasis was
the wettest on the desert. So near Orange! She could, she would----
"Allah save my skin," whispered the Sheik as best he could on account
of the clothes-pins in his mouth as he was spearing Verbeena's
B.V.D.'s to the line hanging low between the stately palms.
From time to time as the reversal of the rôle he played in her life
came to his quivering lips in cries of "Allah, O, Allah, let up on
me!" he had managed to steal a horse-whip or two and bury it in the
sand until nearly all of them had disappeared. It was not
consideration for the horses which had led to those depredations. And
now the thought had come to him that they were so near Orange she
might ride in herself or send forth a blindly obedient equerry thence
to fetch a new supply of first quality, sturdy horsehide lashes.
"O," cried Sheik Amut fervently, "Allah, have a heart!"
But just about then other things happened to make his heart tick
harder--like a grandfather's clock.
He and Hulda dropped the wash to rush to the front of the tent where
had arrived a messenger. Sure, on horseback.
"From Orange!" said the carrier dismounting.
"A communication for me?" asked the Sheik in his soft, mild tones.
"For you?" laughed the messenger, scornfully unloading two big bags.
"You! By Allah, stand aside and don't make the sandworms laugh!
Where's Queen Verbeena?"
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