Aunts -- Fiction; Courtship -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Of course I have heard of the Asolando, but I thought you did n't go
in for that sort of thing. It's a trifle girlish, you know."
"That's hardly against it! I found the girlishness altogether
attractive."
"You always were tolerably susceptible, but broiled butterflies and
moth-wings soufflé seem to me rather pale food for a man in your
vigorous health."
"They must have discriminated in your favor; I saw no such things,
though to be sure I was afraid to quibble over the waitress's
suggestions. May I ask when you were there?"
"Oh, I dropped in quite accidentally one day last spring. I saw the
sign, and remembered that somebody had spoken of the place, and I was
tired, and it was a long way to the club, and"--
Dissimulation is not an art as Wiggins attempts to practice it at
times. He is by nature the most straightforward of mortals. It was
clear that he was withholding something, and I resolved to get to the
bottom of it.
"I don't think the Asolando is a place that would attract either of us,
and yet the viands are good as such stuff goes, and the gentle
hand-maidens are restful to the eye,--Pippa, Francesca, Gloria, and the
rest of 'em."
Wiggins pried open his artichoke with the care of a botanist. He had
regained his composure, but I saw that the subject interested him.
"You were there this afternoon?" he inquired.
"Yes, my first and only appearance."
"And this is Monday."
"The calendar has said it."
"So you settled your bill with Pippa! I believe this was her day."
"Then you really do know the inner workings of the Asolando," I
continued; "I thought you would show your hand presently. Then it is
perhaps Gloria, Beatrice or Francesca who minds the till on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays, alternating with Pippa, who took my coin
to-day. It's a pretty idea. It has the delicacy of an arrangement by
Whistler or the charm of a line in Rossetti. So you have seen the
blessed damozel at the cash-desk."
"On the contrary I was never there on Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday,
and I therefore passed no coin to Francesca, Gloria or Beatrice. My
only visit was on a day last May, and my recollection of the system is
doubtless imperfect."
"Then beyond doubt I saw Pippa. She makes the change on Monday,
Wednesday and Friday. Her eyelashes are a trifle too long for the
world's peace."
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