The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in CoversUpward, Allen
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The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in Covers
Upward, Allen
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Satire
“In that case I must positively ask you to go into another room,”
returned Despencer, with his best smile. “In your presence I find my
better instincts overpower me.”
The marchioness leaned back in her chair, and half closed her eyes with
an expression of well-bred fatigue.
“Please don’t begin to say clever things. I want to talk sensibly.”
She reopened her eyes. “You see, I can’t speak to the marquis
because--well, he is rather old-fashioned in some of his ideas; so I
have to fall back on you.”
Despencer slightly shrugged his shoulders.
“Lord Severn is certainly a trifle out of date. He belongs to the
solid-tire period.”
“Exactly!” exclaimed the marchioness, with some eagerness. The next
moment she recollected herself and frowned. Even the fireside cat will
sometimes protrude its claws from under their velvet caps, and the
marchioness was not quite sure that she had not felt a scratch. She
frowned beautifully--the marchioness’s frown was celebrated. Then she
observed: “Though I think it is extremely impertinent of you to say so.
Please to remember that the marquis is my husband.”
“Ah! to be sure he is. I apologize. It is so difficult to keep in mind
these legal distinctions.”
This time the marchioness felt certain she had been scratched. She
glanced furtively at her companion, who preserved the composure of
entire innocence as he set down his empty teacup on a small ebony
stool, inlaid with mother-of-pearl, and made himself more at ease by
drawing back into his chair and crossing his superbly trousered legs.
After a little pause, she asked suddenly:
“You know Mr. Hammond?”
“No.” The word was spoken with a touch of disdain.
“Not know Mr. Hammond! Why, I thought Hammond’s ales were drunk in all
the clubs?”
“It doesn’t follow that you know a man because you drink his beer. But
I have heard of him. Isn’t he rather an outsider?”
The marchioness looked indignant.
“He is run after by all the best people,” she remonstrated.
“Yes, but is he worth it?” returned Despencer.
“He is worth two millions,” retorted the marchioness.
Despencer sat up in his chair and glanced at her.
“Rather a loud kind of man, they tell me,” he observed.
“They tell me it is the thing to be loud now,” said his companion.
“The sort of man that takes ballet-girls to Richmond?”
“The sort of man that every mother in England would welcome as a
son-in-law.”
Despencer smiled compassionately and leaned back in his chair again.
“Oh, quite so. There could be no possible objection to him as a
son-in-law. I thought you meant as an acquaintance.”
“Don’t be so insolent,” said the marchioness; “but listen. A man like
that ought to marry, and to marry well. If he were to fall into the
clutches of some vulgar adventuress, I should regard it as a misfortune
for society.”
“This is very noble of you,” murmured her companion.
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