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"Reginald," replied his wife, "you are growing morbid about those
children. You will be asking to see them next." She shrugged her
gleaming shoulders, and rang for the maid to let down her hair.
"Remember our own youth and shudder, Pauline," said the gentleman. "It's
a shame to allow Percival and Melisande to grow up in this atmosphere."
"Well," said the lady petulantly, "what do you suggest?"
"I think it would be wise and humane to abandon them. The butler or the
chauffeur can take them into the wood and lose them and some peasant may
find and adopt them, and they may grow up to be worthy citizens. At
least it is worth trying."
"Do as you please," said the lady. "The children are a collaboration;
they are as much yours as mine."
This conversation was overheard by little Melisande, who had stolen down
from her little boudoir in her gold-flowered nightdress for a peep at
her mamma, whom she had not seen for a long, long time. The poor child
was dreadfully frightened, and crept upstairs weeping to her brother.
"Pooh!" said Percival, who was a brave little chap. "We shall find our
way out of the wood, never fear. Give me your pearl necklace,
Melisande."
The wondering child dried her eyes and fetched the necklace, and
Percival stripped off the pearls and put them in the pocket of his
velvet jacket. "They can't lose us, sis," said he.
II
In the morning the butler took the children a long, long way into the
woods, pretending that he had discovered a diamond mine; and, bidding
them stand in a certain place till he called, he went away and did not
return. Melisande began to weep, as usual, but Percival only laughed,
for he had dropped a pearl every little way as they entered the wood,
and the children found their way home without the least difficulty.
Their father was vexed by their cleverness, but their mamma smiled.
"It's fate, Reginald," she remarked. "They were born for the smart set,
and they may as well fulfill their destinies."
"Let us try once more," said the gentleman. "Give them another chance."
When the servant called the children the next morning Percival ran to
get another pearl necklace, but the jewel cellar was locked, and the
best he could do was to conceal a four-pound bunch of hothouse grapes
under his jacket. This time they were taken twice as far into the wood
in search of the diamond mine; and alas! when the butler deserted them
Percival found that the birds had eaten every grape he had dropped along
the way. They were now really lost, and wandered all day without coming
out anywhere, and at night they slept on a pile of leaves, which
Percival said was much more like camping out than their summer in the
Adirondacks. All next day they wandered, without seeing sign of a road
or a château, and Melisande wept bitterly.
"I am so hungry," exclaimed the poor child. "If we only could get a few
_marrons glacés_ for breakfast!"
"I could eat a few macaroons myself," said Percival.
III
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