American wit and humor; Newspapers -- Sections, columns, etc. -- Excerpts
Speaking of George Meredith, we are told again (they dig the thing up
every two or three years) that, when a reader for Chapman & Hall, he
turned down "East Lynne," "Erewhon," and other books that afterward
became celebrated. What of it? Meredith may not have known anything
about literature, but he knew what he liked. Moreover, he was a marked
and original writer, and as that tolerant soul, Jules Lemaitre, has
noted, the most marked and original of writers are those who do not
understand everything, nor feel everything, nor love everything, but
those whose knowledge, intelligence, and tastes have definite
limitations.
* * *
BUT WOULD IT NOT REQUIRE A GEOLOGIC PERIOD?
Sir: You are kind enough to refer to my lecture on "Literary Taste and
How to Acquire It." I venture to suggest that your summary--viz.: "It is
to read only first-class stuff," not only fails to meet the problem, but
represents exactly the view that I am out to demolish. If, as I presume,
you mean that the ambitious person who now reads Harold Bell Wright
should sit down to the works of Shakespeare, I can tell you at once that
the process will be a failure. My method is one of graduation from the
worst to the best stuff.
W. L. George.
* * *
We do not wish to crab W. L. George's act, "Literary Taste and How to
Acquire It," but we know the answer. It is to read only first-class
stuff. Circumstances may oblige a man to write second-class books, but
there is no reason why he should read such.
* * *
THE STORM.
(_By a girl of ten years._)
It lightnings, it thunders
And I go under,
And where do I go,
I wonder.
I go, I go--
I know.
Under the covers,
That's where I go.
The little poet of the foregoing knew where she was going, which is more
than can be said for many modern bards.
* * *
THE EIGHTH VEIL.
(_By J-mes Hun-k-r._)
There was a wedding under way. From the bright-lit mansion came the
evocations of a loud bassoon. Ulick Guffle, in whom the thought of
matrimony always produced a bitter nausea, glowered upon the house and
spat acridly upon the pave. "Imbeciles! Humbugs! Romantic rot!" he
raged.
Three young men drew toward the scene. Ulick barred their way, but two
of the trio slipped by him and escaped. The third was nailed by Guffle's
glittering eye. Ulick laid an ineluctable hand upon the stranger's arm.
"Listen!" he commanded. "Matrimony and Art are sworn and natural foes.
Ingeborg Bunck was right; there are no illegitimate children; all
children are valid. Sounds like Lope de Vega, doesn't it? But it isn't.
It is Bunck. Whitman, too, divined the truth. Love is a germ; sunlight
kills it. It needs l'obscurité and a high temperature. As Baudelaire
said--or was it Maurice Barrès?--dans la nuit tous les chats sont gris.
Remy de Gourmont..."
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