Mr. Edgerton explained to me about what is called the “policy” of the
Spokesman and I don’t see how I could ever of been happy to be so
ignorant as I used to be. I just never knew nothing Mom I would hear
Pop talking about these things, and it would go right over my head but
now I’m going to learn all about it. It seems that the way money is
wasted is that the government takes it for taxes and pays it to a lot
of office holders that sits with their feet on the top of their desks.
So the Spokesman is going to stop the taxes and let the rich people
keep their money then He says they will start factories to make things
and there will be plenty of wages for the working people and everybody
will be happy. I never would of thought of it myself but I seen it
right away and how stupid I was when I felt mean about people that had
a lot of money and spent it on what I thought was foolishness like
monkey dinners and shampain baths and such. I see now that no matter
how foolish it is it all makes work for working people and so it is all
economy like the Spokesman wants it to be.
I asked Mr. Edgerton if that was one of the ideas he had taught to the
Spokesman but he said no he hadn’t needed to do it because when you
are in the business of running for offices it is a thing you come to
understand for yourself no matter how dumb you may be that you have
got to take care of the rich people because they have got to put up
their money for campaign funds for you so that you can pay wages for
workingmen that makes red fire and sky-rockets and campaign banners and
processions and other things that educates the voters about not taxing
the rich.
And Mr. Edgerton says that the Spokesman went out and hired the biggest
banker in the whole country to help Him teach the people about this
policy of His. And I said gee how could He of got up nerve to pay such
a big man what He would of had to pay? But Mr. Edgerton explained that
He didn’t have to pay the big banker nothing extra because the banker
had been paying pretty close to a million dollars in taxes every year
himself and naturally it was worth something to him to get a chanst to
dump a load like that off of his own shoulders. And that is easy to see
too and I begin to see it wouldn’t be so hard to run a government as I
thought it would be because everybody would be looking to get something
and so they would all be ready to work for the government cheap. And
Mr. Edgerton says that is just how it goes because a lot of them worked
for the government all through the war for a dollar a year and they was
the most expensive men the government ever had let inside the ropes.
And Mr. Edgerton says that the way I understand everything shows that I
have a natural talent for political life.
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