But oh Mom the conversation was the most intellectual that I ever
listened to and I am so excited I can hardly make my letters good. It
was just like going to Hollywood and being took in behind the scenes
where you could watch Mary Pickford putting on her make-up. You that
has been a stage queen can understand how it is everything is so
different behind the scenes you would hardly know that it is the same
show at all. I always thought I was the little wise girl and nobody
could put nothing over on me but now I am behind the scenes of the
political show and oh my God to think that I was ever one of the boobs
that sat out in front of the curtain and laughed and cried over them
old old gags!
First Mr. Edgerton put me wise to the leading gentleman that is called
the Spokesman. Mr. Edgerton has to spend a lot of time with Him every
day, teaching Him His role, and he told me all about it, and it was
just like I was there in the great white house where He acts.
It seems that this Spokesman was born and raised in the State of
Florida and that is a very cold state with a great lot of mountains
that is covered with snow most of the time. It is very rocky ground
and hard to raise anything on and so the people in Florida has got to
work hard for a living all the time and they are very saving and apt
to be stingy for which Mr. Edgerton says you can’t blame them seeing
how nature has been a step-mother to them all. So this Spokesman’s one
idea is to save pennies and when He was the governor of this State of
Florida He used to live in one hotel room and when the bankers and the
big business men thought that was not dignified enough and He wanted to
show them that He could be as swell as they was He took two hotel rooms.
The Spokesman is a little Man, kind of stoop-shouldered and pinched-up
like and He is very much worried because He is not imposing looking
like He had ought to be to fit into that big white house that He has
got to act in. Him and Mr. Edgerton had many consultations about it and
Mr. Edgerton told Him to face it out and make a joke of it and tell His
visitors that He was like a singed cat a lot better than He looks. At
first that hurt His feelings but He must of thought it over and decided
it was His best bet and now He says it to His visitors. His face is
kind of wizened and some nasty woman said that He had been weaned on
a pickle but Mr. Edgerton ain’t ever advised Him to say that to His
visitors.
Well now He is the Spokesman and He has got the job of telling the
American people what to do and what to think. And it seems a queer job
for Him Mr. Edgerton says because if He had His own way He would sit
for hours and never say nothing. He will listen to all Mr. Edgerton
says for Him to say and then bid him good bye and never say if He
is going to say it or not but He aways says it provided it’s two
things--first it must be complimentary to American institutions and
second it must have to do with saving money.
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