The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Dormer.} Have you never seen a man with his
coat off before?
{Chris.} Never a clergyman, sir!
{Kate.} Call Gilbert, Christie; he's by the kennel.
_(sitting R.)_
{Chris.} _(goes up through the archway and calls)_
Gilbert!
{Kate.} Would the sick lady like me to see her,
parson?
{Dormer.} No, she doesn't speak in your language.
{Kate.} A foreigner!
_(Gil. enters at bach from R., takes the basket from
{Chris.} and comes down R., C. to Kate. Chris.
drops down L.)_
{Gil.} I shall bring the keys of the barns and the
oats house to you to-night, Squire, also my books
and such like. I should feel happier if you'd take
them from me.
{Kate.} Very well, Gilbert. And as you pass the
cottages, tell Gunnion, the shepherd, to come to me
--he will do your duties from to-morrow.
{Gil.} Gunnion's a very old man.
{Kate.} I know that _(looking at him)_ but it's
safer.
_(Gil. turns away and goes to Dormer.)_
{Gil.} Er--is--there--any message--with the
basket?
{Dormer.} No--I'll follow you when I've smoked
my pipe.
{Gil.} _(rests his gun against the R., side of the
arch. To Chris.)_ I'll come back for the gun,
Christie.
_(Chris. goes into outhouse L.)_
_(As Gil. walks through the archway, Lieutenant
Thorndyke passes him with a careless nod.)_
{Eric.} _(to Gil.)_ Hello, Hythe! Playing at Little
Red Riding Hood? Mind the wolf. _(Gil. looks
angrily at him, and goes off L., Eric comes down;
he is a handsome young fellow with an indolent
manner. Crossing to Kate)_ How do you do, Squire?
{Kate.} _(carelessly)_ What brings you here?
{Eric.} Strolled over from barracks--doctor says
I must walk, and your place is somewhere to
walk to.
{Kate.} Do you know Mr. Dormer?
{Eric.} _(turning to Dor.)_ No, but my mother
does. How do you do? _(Eric shakes hands with
Dormer. Dor. draws his hand away quickly and
puts his hand in trousers pocket)_ Mrs. Thorndyke
is a parishioner of yours, Mr. Dormer--her son ought
to know a little of you.
{Dormer.} If her son attended his church regularly,
he would know a little of me.
{Eric.} So my mother says. And you're not afraid
of catching cold?
{Dormer.} No, sir! I am not. _(irritably)_ Have
you never seen a man with his coat off?
{Eric.} I beg your pardon--never a clergyman.
_(Kate has finished mending the coat and has risen.
Eric takes out his cigar case.)_
_(offering it to Dormer)_ Smoke a cigar, parson?
{Kate.} _(catching his arm)_ No! _(confused)_ I--
I like to see the parson with a pipe, _(aside)_ He
mustn't see that! _(she points to the inside flap of
the case, which is worked with an inscription in silk,
and crosses behind Eric to Dormer)_
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