The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Kate.} She must have been. Was she--good?
_(no answer)_ We've never had a chat together, till
now. Was she good?
{Dormer.} No.
{Kate.} _(in a whisper)_ Oh! _(rises and lays her
hand on Dor's shoulder, gently)_ I'm so sorry. And
now they tell me you've no woman-folk at the
Rectory.
{Dormer.} No.
{Kate.} Only awkward, clumsy men.
{Dormer.} Two honest men.
{Kate.} _(looking at his shoulder)_ That's why your
sleeve is coming away from your coat at the shoulder
for want of a few stitches. Shall I mend it for you?
{Dormer.} When will that woman bring the basket?
_(rises and crosses to c.)_
{Kate.} _(pointing to table R.)_ There's a needle and
thread, and a thimble on my table. Take off your
coat and I'll sew till the basket comes. Please.
_(With a sigh of despair he lets her take off his coat,
she standing behind him.)_
{Dormer.} That's the worst of women. I should
never have known the coat was torn.
_(Kate takes the coat over to R., and sits on garden
seat mending coat Dormer stands with his
hands in his pockets.)_
{Kate.} _(seated r)_. Would you rather go indoors,
parson?
{Dormer.} No. I'd rather stay where I am.
{Kate.} Please to walk up and down, then, to avoid
catching cold. _(Dormer sits obstinately at table; as
he does so, the contents of one of his coat pockets
drop at Kate's feet)_ Oh, dear, something has fallen
out of the pocket.
{Dormer.} _(rising quickly)_ What is it?
_(Kate picks up a clay pipe much blackened.)_
{Kate.} A clay pipe--dirty one.
{Dormer.} _(hurrying over to C.)_ Is it broken?
{Kate.} _(handing it to him)_ Not a chip, _(picking
up a tobacco pouch which has also dropped)_ Would
you care to smoke?
{Dormer.} _(returning to table)_ No, thank you,
ma'am.
{Kate.} Poor father used to feel great interest in
the colouring of a clay pipe.
{Dormer.} _(with interest)_ Did he? I think better
of him for it.
{Kate.} But father had great troubles, which made
him throw his pipes at the servant, _(rises, comes
across to Dormer, who is seated L., C., again, and
offers pipe which she has filled, then strikes a match
which she has brought from R., table)_ I could load a
pipe very nicely once--father used to say I crammed
pretty thoughts into it. _(quickly)_ Of course I don't
want you to say that if you don't think so. _(gives
him the match)_
{Dormer.} _(lighting pipe)_ Thank ye.
_(Kate goes back to R., and puts matches on table.
Chris. enters from house R., C. carrying a basket
neatly packed and covered with a white napkin.)_
{Chris.} _(comes down steps to C.)_ The basket is
packed, parson. Chicken and jelly, sponge cakes,
grapes--_(seeing Dormer in his coat sleeves)_ Well,
I never--!
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