The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Chris.} I do. _(Izod gives a short whistle)_ But
the dog, Izod,--nobody that the dog doesn't love,
dares try to pass the gateway--the dog!
{Izod.} Who gave the dog to the Squire, a twelve-
month back?
{Chris.} Ah!
{Izod.} _(holding out bunch of keys)_ Why, the man
whose name is cut on that key-ring! _(Chris.
snatches the keys from him, and puts them behind
her back. Izod seizes her hand)_ Give them up to
me, you devil!
{Chris.} _(firmly)_ I'll call Gilbert Hythe, if you
touch me, darling, _(he releases her)_ Listen, Izod;
I've been here, on this bit o' land, resting under
this old roof, and working in this old yard, since I
was a mite--so high. I've been here in times of
merrymaking and times of mourning, and I've seen
the grass grow over all the Veritys but one--the
Squire who gives me the same living that goes to the
best table, and as soft a pillow as lies on the best
bed. No, I'll keep the keys, Izod dear; you go and
swallow Gilbert Hythe's dinner.
{Izod.} _(slouches over to door L., with a scowl)_
You don't care if the Squire does snub your poor
brother. Faugh! you've nothing of the gipsy but
the skin. _(He goes out into outhouse, door L.)_
{Chris.} _(looks at the keys, and slips them into
her pocket)_ A bunch of his keys; they are safer in
my pocket than in Izod's--poor Izod is so impulsive.
_(she crosses to R. C., goes up the steps and calls
at door. Calling)_ Squire! Squire! Here's Gilbert
Hythe with two men. Don't let 'em bring their
boots indoors.
_(Izod appears at door L.)_
{Izod.} _(savagely)_ Christiana!
{Chris.} _(turning)_ Hush! _(coming down steps)_
{Izod.} How long am I to be treated like this?
{Chris.} _(going towards L.)_ What's wrong, dear?
{Izod.} What's wrong! Why, it's only cold meat!
{Chris.} Go in, Izod! Here's the Squire! go in!
_(She pushes Izod in L.)_
_(Kate Verity comes out of house R., C. and down
the steps; she is a pretty woman, bright, fresh, and
cheery; she carries a small key-basket containing
keys, and an account book and pencil, which she
places on R., table as she turns from Gilbert;
she throws the shawl over the mounting stone as
Gilbert Hythe appears in the archway, followed
by Robjohns, Junior, a mild-looking, fair youth,
and a shabby person in black with a red face.)_
I'm close at hand if you want me, Squire. Here's
Gilbert! _(she goes into outhouse L.)_
{Kate.} What are you doing with the gun, Gilbert?
{Gil.} I've been putting the ferrets at the ricks.
_(holding out hand eagerly)_ Good afternoon, Squire.
{Kate.} _(shakes her head at Gil.)_ What a mania
you have for shaking hands, Gilbert.
{Gil.} _(withdrawing his hand)_ I beg your pardon.
{Kate.} Who are those men?
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